Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while in a bathroom stall at work, I pulled out my phone to play Candy Crush. Somehow, I hit the volume button, and my phone blasted a YouTube ad for men’s body spray. The whole room went silent. Then I heard someone say, “You need it, son.” FML
Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
Today, I watched a YouTube video at work because I was bored. I forgot I was on a conference call and my computer's desktop was shared with 15 other people. No one said anything till it ended. FML
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
Today, while thinking about something cringe I did, I accidentally said, "Oh fuck!" aloud during someone's speech. The room besides me and the speaker was otherwise quiet. FML
Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML
Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML
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ShadowWhovian 14
Always check your volume before going on YouTube in public
FrancesShiver 20
Wise words from Fred.
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Comments (174)
goegrog27 1
I had The Human Centipede 2 on my phone and during the register in the PE changing rooms, it started playing during the barbed wire rape scene on full volume :| Luckily no one took much notice to it.
91hayek 31
So casual too; you must be one ballsy ************.
Respect101 17
After the first human centipede, I dare not watch the second... For those who haven't watched The human Centipede. I highly suggest you don't watch it if you have a weak stomach or don't like disgusting things.
nickzpic 8
Why would she deserve this? It clearly states that it was an accident, OP did nothing wrong!
TerraShadow 18
Dude... That's a MLIA moment.
scarman_fml 14
we now go to op, who was on the scene when it happened. "well, I was sitting in the hospital and... *stares right at the camera* **** her right in the pussy"
Foxiferous 6
"Accidentally clicked on the video" ...
mkayden 23
Fred is a legend.
khaled_almu 13
Shit happens , but next time chick the volume
raeepressley 12
I don't think people get the reference... Or maybe I'm on Tumblr too much. It's a video on YouTube from a newscast.
arrow007archer 19
birds and bees kids, birds and bees
Ben009 13
Hahahahahahahahahaha....cough....cough.....hahahahaha