Animals: Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought...

By theorifice - 16/06/2010 16:28 - Canada

Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML

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Nenita24 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 0:52

why wud u leave ur food unattended outside!

samanthadude 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 0:51

damn bird!

Comments

djavalanche 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 18:39

ydi u should of gone to in -n -out

Vedder 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 19:21

Call the marketing department at Wendy's and tell them your story. Then wait for the cheque to come in, because that should be in a commercial. "The Baconator. Seagull approved."

shadowsbane 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 20:07

Time to disguise some alka-seltzers...

BuddyChristSays 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 21:25

it's not a tumor - guess wat movie thats from

xcrushh 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:02

Oh man, your life totally sucks because you didn't get that burger. Dangg.

moon21_fml 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:16

it's Man vs. Seagull !! and it looks like the seagull won this round lol

DaphneCassandra 0

Friday 18 June 2010 7:51

Why would you leave your Baconator outside in the first place?!

anavv 0

Friday 18 June 2010 12:42

I don't understand how people can leave their food unatended, in public, outside. Something was bound to happen to it.

PurpleLlamas 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 8:41

Today, a seagull took my burger. FML SUCK IT UP AND GET ANOTHER!! dont be a whiny ***** on fml and buy another burger dumbass!!!

LilaBear 1

Saturday 19 June 2010 13:39

geez. This is a much more legitimate FML than many of the others on this website. The guy had was starving, bought a burger, had the burger stolen off him by a bird, and probably had to pay for a second burger when he didn't even get to eat the first burger - that sucks.

LilaBear 1

Saturday 19 June 2010 13:36

There's no way in the world I would leave my food unattended outdoors, ESPECIALLY when there are seagulls around! The seagulls at Darling Harbour in Sydney are bad enough that they will try to snatch it off your plate while you're eating from it!