Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
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Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML
Today, I had a ridiculous dream where I was taking a piss that seemed to last forever, all while my sister was listening in and making sarcastic comments about it. I then woke up and immediately did the exact same thing, except with no sister making sarcastic comments about it. Not that it made it any better. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML
Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML
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stronghand0331 17
It took her an hour and a half to pee in one drawer? I think NOT! Better check the others to find the puke and the crap.
grandpaearthling 2
hey you could have just woken the next day wondering why you clothes were wet. be happy you woke up in time to do laundry. heehee
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stronghand0331 17
It took her an hour and a half to pee in one drawer? I think NOT! Better check the others to find the puke and the crap.
bioboy725 10
^epic win
yumsugarr 8
Ewww! D:
meploLol 0
lol it's an ugly doll I love those things! lol sry off topic
yumsugarr 8
hahaha it is xD glad you noticed!
snizzlesnuzzle 0
bahahaha that sucks for you
papaya_master 4
HAHA all this reminded me of was that movie where the pregnant lady starts peeing in the sink because the toilet is out of order. XD
zombieglamour_fml 0
or the movie where the guy pees in the sink cause the girl is in the bathroom lol
brittaney8807 0
rather have someone pee in my drawer than puke in my car...
lizzybob666 6
hahah poop on her bed and pillows lol
mintcar 10
Wow... just wow. This is exactly why I try not to be around people who like to drink to the point of complete inebriation. Could also be because I'm a prude and i just don't know how to have fun.
Brandi_Faith 34
Personally, I totally agree with you! I don't drink, and I don't mind being around drunk people, especially at a hockey game cause they're hilarious! But I hate being around, and completely don't get, why people will drink themselves completely senseless to the point where they can't control what they do and wake up the next morning not knowing what they did! And I really don't understand how that's cool! To me it's just really really dangerous. So I'm with you mintcar. I would've killed my sister and would start locking my door from the inside every night!
kkutting 2
oh wow that really sucks! I would of killed her and made her clean it up & buy me whatever she pissed on. hahaha! xD
RedPillSucks 33
Then you'd probably want to do that in the reverse order. :-P
DocBastard 40
You should have caught it on video. This hits mutiple fetishes at once (incest, peeing, drunk girls) so it'd probably be worth a mint!! What a lost opportunity!!
golfchick84 0
Two girls, one drunk:)
golfchick84 0
Two girls one's drunk!
lalizard_ocho 0
Lmfao this made me laugh so hard! I can picture my sister doing that