Love: Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s...

By cjk004 - 15/02/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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Just in case

By thanksbaby - 01/06/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By splitzville - 16/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By singleladynow - 20/01/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, I bought something special at Victoria's Secret, then sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for 2 hours to get to my boyfriend's house. When I got there, he broke up with me. We're 37 years old and he actually gave me the "it's not you, it's me" speech. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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lemonkid44 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 16:45

NEVER come between a man and his gum.

EFFyourlifecait 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 16:53

im sorry, but that just made my day.

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fgsfds 3

Tuesday 17 February 2009 2:27

Gum is pretty expensive. xD

sillypun 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 1:54

hell yeah... this is classic. I do this kind of stuff to my girlfriend all the time. I'm joking of course, and my girl has a killer sense of humor and knows the deal, but that is classic shit.... Never put the pussy on a pedestal. Never.... Thats why this a-hole has a girl writing FML. Only nice guys write FML.

necomni 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 2:49

I hope he was joking...

alwaysalady 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 6:36

Victoria secret makes men cringe. I have to buy my man gum to follow me onto that pink carpet.

L_E_E 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 15:34

Get rid of him!!!

peten 0

Monday 23 February 2009 17:17

this sounds fake..

Dirrtyrice 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 12:05

To be honest I am nervous when I walk into Victoria's Secret too, with or without my girlfriend. However, gum < girlfriend + lingerie + alone in dressing room together.