By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 23:36 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was told that if I was caught yawning again, I'd be fired. FML
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Shartie 16

I yawned after reading this FML.

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darshini_ii 24

I'd say yawn again, get fired and get another job that's more interesting so you wouldn't yawn while doing it.

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Mahcookiez 15

Time to learn how to yawn with your mouth closed i guess

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Oppression_fml 19

It depends on your job. If you're the cashier for example, or a stripper and you yawn it's not good for business.

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lilchica22001 22

Yawning is actually the brain's way of thermoregulation and is not something that can be controlled. Basically your brain is cooling itself down when you yawn. It's not unprofessional by any means....it's a autonomic physiological survival mechanism. Just like your computer has its own cooling mechanism to keep it from overheating, your body’s computer, the brain, uses yawning to regulate its temperature. Boom! Science!

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False_Stupidity 41

Then you need to be stealthier with your yawns. Ninja yawn?

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NDSDMNtech 7

When I was in college, one of my instructors would use a syringe full of water if he caught us yawning. He didn't care if he got our laptops or notebooks. we all learned how to yawn with our mouths closed really really fast. our faces probably looked hilarious, but we saved our notes and electronics from a blast of water.

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thecrazymancan 17

Why would someone punish you for yawning? That doesn't make sense.

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mads_fml 7

It does seem unreasonable, but yawns from employees may come across as unprofessional. Try to be more discreet/cover your mouth when you yawn. The amount of people who roar-face in public without covering is amazing. It's a personal pet peeve of mine to see that, as it happens. Cover mouths for coughs, sneezes, and yawns as public courtesy.

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AmeliaPond21042 20

why should we coughing and sneezing with no hand covering spreads germs that can get people sick. yawning doesn't.

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lilchica22001 22

Yawning is actually the brain's way of thermoregulation and is not something that can be controlled. Basically your brain is cooling itself down when you yawn. It's not unprofessional by any means....it's a autonomic physiological survival mechanism. Just like your computer has its own cooling mechanism to keep it from overheating, your body’s computer, the brain, uses yawning to regulate its temperature. Boom! Science!

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tomvertigo 17

if that's the case you should ask if cocaine is okay to prevent yawning.

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