Today, I was thinking about how people say if you're gradually introduced to a smell or you're forced to deal with enough, you'll stop noticing it. And how untrue that is. Especially when your roommates sneak a dead rabbit under your bed. FML
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Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I learned that bunnies mark for territory. And when I say mark, they do a 360 no scope piss and spray everything all over the walls. The smell is horrendous. FML
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I learned that the "nasty smell" in my room, which I cannot detect, does not exist. It was just my stepmother trying to make me go insane deep-cleaning my room for her personal amusement. FML
Today, after coming home, my apartment reeked of something fierce. Small animals frequently like to crawl under my apartment since I live next to a wooded area. Apparently, skunks are among those who like to visit, and Febreze isn't helping. FML
Today, after I learned a long time ago that it's prudent to smell your shredded cheese as with milk to check its freshness, that lesson came into play when I doubted the quality of some cheese my roommate was going to use for nachos. I smelled it and got the dry heaves from the stink. He can't smell anything. FML
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
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Top comments
arienh4 0
One of the best written FMLs I've read. Nice. Oh, and FYL.
zolo_fml 0
Eww... that's gross.
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Comments (65)
Nacirema20 0
wtf?? what is wrong with your roommates?? FYL and f*ck the bunnys life too. :-/ R.I.P dead bunny.
Zlappy 0
Haha awsomeness!! So how long was there carcass under your bed ?
rakhil11 7
FYL.
xXDubbleChic 11
well ppl tell me my room smells like dirty lizard but I can't smell it but still FYL
1234idkbutok 0
How very Jack Handy...
zendaddy0 0
its true my house used to smell but now i dont notice it