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ohhotdamn 26 March 2009, 02:48 United States

Today, I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to my friend's text, I accidentally clicked on this guy's name instead, who I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I responded with, "Haha wow you slut, I'm sure you were aroused." FML

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ohhotdamn 0

27 March 2009, 01:22

ok first of all, i didnt really meant to say id never met him, because i actually did meet him once it was just informal, and i didnt meet him over the internet or something dumb like that. and i think its fixed because i told him the situation with my other friend and he said it was ok. and yes it is very common for girls to call each other ***** as a joke, even though it is kinda dumb to do.

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KorbenDeck 5

26 March 2009, 09:26

If you never met him why would you have him in your cell phone?

upsidedown03 0

26 March 2009, 09:24

WOW dont you feel pretty shitty ???

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BunnyElephant 0

7 July 2009, 19:08

LOL! that's hilarious!

jd_superjive 0

15 July 2009, 17:36

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Ive never laughed so hard at a FML before lol!!!! You made my day man..... Lol i hope you fixed it and it didnt impact your life negatively :P

cmac86 24

15 August 2009, 05:20

how do you have his number if you've never met the dude?

inface2b 0

8 September 2009, 03:09

wow, this could be 1 of the funniest FMLs ive read in a while

Upthelilywhites 0

25 September 2009, 15:02

quality fml.... i had a similar story thanking a girl for a great bj one time....only after she replied did i realise that i had actually sent the message to my 'purity ring' wearing friend ....