Today, I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to my friend's text, I accidentally clicked on this guy's name instead, who I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I responded with, "Haha wow you slut, I'm sure you were aroused." FML
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ok first of all, i didnt really meant to say id never met him, because i actually did meet him once it was just informal, and i didnt meet him over the internet or something dumb like that. and i think its fixed because i told him the situation with my other friend and he said it was ok. and yes it is very common for girls to call each other ***** as a joke, even though it is kinda dumb to do.
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KorbenDeck 5
If you never met him why would you have him in your cell phone?
upsidedown03 0
WOW dont you feel pretty shitty ???
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storyteller07 0
Incestual necrophilia! Hilarious! Welcome to my favorites list.
storyteller07 0
@ gallaway_girl: Way to copy the OP's mistake, albeit in a far less comical manner...
urluvlifesux 0
i always forget whos who, my phone only tells numbers, not the peoples names.
SomeDude148 0
LOL at #76. "I tried to make a comment demonstrating how much I know about horses, but I put it after the wrong FML, so it made absolutely no sense. FML."
IMz0r 0
#12 -- "Why are you talking to someone you don't know" There's this thing called getting to know people :P
RandomFool 5
why did you have a guy who you've never met as one of your contacts?
elloelle 0
ahhh. 75. yessss. that comment wins. hahaha. as does 76.
steffanie_fml 0
oh.my.god. HAHAHAHAHA.
PeaceLoveTashi 0
He agreed?
LinneaHall 0
So you just say "wrong text, sorry"