Today, I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to my friend's text, I accidentally clicked on this guy's name instead, who I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I responded with, "Haha wow you slut, I'm sure you were aroused." FML
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ok first of all, i didnt really meant to say id never met him, because i actually did meet him once it was just informal, and i didnt meet him over the internet or something dumb like that. and i think its fixed because i told him the situation with my other friend and he said it was ok. and yes it is very common for girls to call each other ***** as a joke, even though it is kinda dumb to do.
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KorbenDeck 5
If you never met him why would you have him in your cell phone?
upsidedown03 0
WOW dont you feel pretty shitty ???
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Comments (116)
Paramorefan2 1
why the **** was this guy on your phone if you've never even met him?! I think this FML was fake.
m311 6
so fkn funny lmao
xDaywalkeRx 0
HAH! THIS PROVES MY THEORY! And women just keep convincing themselves they can multi-task. Science has prevailed once more: You're just as bad at it as men.
Monkeymolli 0
lmfao is all I've got to say
ArielTheMermaid 17
if you don't know him why do you have his number? surely I'm not the only one wondering? /:?
mia1764 6
who says "aroused"..?
XxBadgerr7xX 4
Hahaha
decidedlyvague 11
LOL!! That made my day but, FYL and FHL.
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Lol I feel no shame what so ever for laughing so ******* hard.
dakatabg 31
Good job