Today, I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to my friend's text, I accidentally clicked on this guy's name instead, who I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I responded with, "Haha wow you slut, I'm sure you were aroused." FML
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ok first of all, i didnt really meant to say id never met him, because i actually did meet him once it was just informal, and i didnt meet him over the internet or something dumb like that. and i think its fixed because i told him the situation with my other friend and he said it was ok. and yes it is very common for girls to call each other ***** as a joke, even though it is kinda dumb to do.
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KorbenDeck 5
If you never met him why would you have him in your cell phone?
upsidedown03 0
WOW dont you feel pretty shitty ???
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AntiChrist7 0
YDI, insensitive idiot
platinumgold 0
#3 has a point there. why the hell are you talking to someone you don't know? and you totally deserved this... why are you calling your friend a ****? that's so frickin middle school. grow up.
eskimocrazy27 2
You probably are one
aquagirl2791 0
don't feel too bad i've totally done that before just not to the same extreme as you maybe you should send flowers with the EXACT same thing written on it hahaha
earwig12 1
YES. Love it!
Amkii 0
#12 - Girls of all ages call each other ***** 24/7. I hear that word at LEAST once a day at my university. But then again, it IS full of *****, so...
platinumgold 0
lol #15 i'm in university as well but I only hear that word being used when describing someone who sleeps around. but this girl was calling her friend it in a casual conversation... maybe it's a normal thing but i think it's immature :D
alternavista 0
Wow... What college you from #15? I wanna go there!
theauthor 0
#12 #15 yes its normal i hear it a thousand times a day its commonplace in the lives of girls.
Nate_87 0
Necrophilia incest FTW!
J0HNYR0773N 0
um yea i agree with numba 3