Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
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Top comments
sdcrazy1018 0
Makes you wonder if you were texting her the entire time :o
Sargasm 4
Makes you wonder if the "cute guy", wanting you to stop contacting him, asked one of his lady friends to pick up the phone.
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Comments (79)
gracefulpanda 0
hmm, was he talking back to you? if so id be like look if you dont want him talking and flirting with other girls keep him on a shorter leash or something.. my sister told me to do that once, becasue that exact thing happened to me.
sulitak 27
if he needs to be "kept on a leash" then he's not worth it and will cheat on you in the future.
biwinning88 1
dude... ouch
CrassKal 27
At least she was polite about it.
girliegirl13 0
that sucks. :(
Twigz 4
"Wah wahh, I was trying to talk to this guy I liked but his girlfriend didn't like it. I just wanted to talk to someone cute. Wahh."
doglover100 29
You didn't know he had a girlfriend?
worldclassrager 41
Come on he called you first...but casual talk was all that was going on right?
fantasyworld 39
Did you know he had a girlfriend?
Beepee04 10
Seems shady on his part. If you didn't know he had a gf then fyl op. Otherwise you had that coming & ydi. Don't be a homewrecker.
MoroseMoose 47
His fault for not telling you he was taken!
MoroseMoose 47
Assuming he knew of his girlfriend's boundaries about him talking to other girls. If he didn't, the girlfriend was being jealous and controlling and it was her fault. Either way it sounds like you got trapped in their relationship issues.