Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML
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Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
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sdcrazy1018 0
Makes you wonder if you were texting her the entire time :o
Sargasm 4
Makes you wonder if the "cute guy", wanting you to stop contacting him, asked one of his lady friends to pick up the phone.
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Comments (79)
NorfolkDude 2
I'm surprised you'd back down because of a girlfriend. Who knows? Perhaps she's controlling him and he's looking for a way out. If you really like this guy, and this guy likes you, you shouldn't let anything come in the way.
kizzicrumbs_fml 0
no. never. that's a disgrace. never go after someone who's spoken for.
Spongebobs 0
One word. Stalker YDI
grrrarrrg2 2
Figuring he gave you the impression he was single then FYL. What a douche.
beethoven_fml 0
ha whoops
COBRAMORPH 0
YDI for acting like the usual ****.
movies12 0
You know what probably happend, he probably is single and he got one of his friends that is a girl obviously to call you and tell you that she was his girlfriend, so you would leave him alone. My friends have done this before, and I tell them it's not right, but it doesn't stop them.
FMLmuchly 0
YDI for having a name like Jenny Andrews LIKE COME ON
starshine3987 0
And someone named Jenny Andrews living in Dubai, interesting. Not impossible, but how many middle eastern people do you know with american-girl-next-door sounding names?
kisseshugsdrugs 5
actually plenty.
TryToBeKind 0
If you genuinely didn't know he had a girlfriend, all you had to do was text back with, "I had no idea he had a girlfriend, I am so sorry. Don't worry, I won't be talking to him anymore." If she gets nasty, that's HER problem. If you didn't know, he should have said something to begin with. If you did know he had a girlfriend, then you really shouldn't have been flirting with him. If someone you like is taken or otherwise unattainable, please don't even try. Just keep it on an impersonal basis or don't talk ot them if you feel yourself getting giddy just thinking about him. Flirting and all that when there's no chance of it going anywhere makes about as much sense and messing around and teasing with no desire to have sex. It doesn't make sense at all in other words.
thesesa 0
i don't get why the majority of people voted that she deserved it, i think it's safe to assume that she didn't know he had a girlfriend.
yeshi_fml 0
This happened to me !
AliceSaysFYL 0
and me :(