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By JennyAndrews - 05/12/2009 08:44 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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By yeah... - 22/01/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend who I am still in love with sends me a text message that says "I miss you, baby". It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML

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By Nykole McAllister - 15/09/2018 17:30 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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sdcrazy1018 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 16:37

Makes you wonder if you were texting her the entire time :o

Sargasm 4

Saturday 5 December 2009 16:50

Makes you wonder if the "cute guy", wanting you to stop contacting him, asked one of his lady friends to pick up the phone.

Comments

NorfolkDude 2

Saturday 5 December 2009 23:55

I'm surprised you'd back down because of a girlfriend. Who knows? Perhaps she's controlling him and he's looking for a way out. If you really like this guy, and this guy likes you, you shouldn't let anything come in the way.

kizzicrumbs_fml 0

Friday 5 November 2010 16:08

no. never. that's a disgrace. never go after someone who's spoken for.

Spongebobs 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 0:30

One word. Stalker YDI

grrrarrrg2 2

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:23

Figuring he gave you the impression he was single then FYL. What a douche.

beethoven_fml 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:26

ha whoops

COBRAMORPH 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 4:28

YDI for acting like the usual ****.

movies12 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 5:51

You know what probably happend, he probably is single and he got one of his friends that is a girl obviously to call you and tell you that she was his girlfriend, so you would leave him alone. My friends have done this before, and I tell them it's not right, but it doesn't stop them.

FMLmuchly 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 6:09

YDI for having a name like Jenny Andrews LIKE COME ON

starshine3987 0

Monday 7 December 2009 2:38

And someone named Jenny Andrews living in Dubai, interesting. Not impossible, but how many middle eastern people do you know with american-girl-next-door sounding names?

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Wednesday 9 December 2009 22:48

actually plenty.

TryToBeKind 0

Monday 7 December 2009 16:39

If you genuinely didn't know he had a girlfriend, all you had to do was text back with, "I had no idea he had a girlfriend, I am so sorry. Don't worry, I won't be talking to him anymore." If she gets nasty, that's HER problem. If you didn't know, he should have said something to begin with. If you did know he had a girlfriend, then you really shouldn't have been flirting with him. If someone you like is taken or otherwise unattainable, please don't even try. Just keep it on an impersonal basis or don't talk ot them if you feel yourself getting giddy just thinking about him. Flirting and all that when there's no chance of it going anywhere makes about as much sense and messing around and teasing with no desire to have sex. It doesn't make sense at all in other words.