Drunk and Love: Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told...

By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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Alcohol goes in, truth comes out.

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