Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I should stop talking about his major gambling problem because he still loves me even though I gained weight. Apparently that evens things out. FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML
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jacketfootball 0
he was trying to be nice, you don't need to put it on fml.
oboewhore_xD 6
Wow. There's a lot of rude people on FML. No need to call her "fatty" or "lil piggy". :(
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jibz 6
****, instead of complaining about your weight either learn to live with it or hit the ******* gym. Get your fat ass off the Internet and do something about it if it's that big a deal to you. This website isn't a place where self conscious fat ***** such as yourself can come and expect sympathy if you don't want to do anything about your weight. YDI
Person1233 13
I read this thinking that the OP thought she was fat, and that her boyfriend told her she wasn't that fat. Whenever I hear "insecure about my weight," I actually hear "im a fatass who cant stop eating mcdonalds becuz its good brb going to eat this cookie off of my shoulder" YDI.
taskemus 10
@53 Uhh. Practically every woman I know is insecure about her weight, and most of them are at healthy weights and eat healthy and exercise. Also, would you want to hear that you're "not that fat"? That's still an insult.
KatyB_fml 0
it's not an insult when she asked for it
Elenachka 0
I gotta agree with 163...I look back at pictures of me at 100lbs and I was grossly thin, and I remember always thinking I was fat. It was a serious issue; I looked In the mirror and saw a fat girl, thought people looked at me because they were gawking at the whale, if people whispered i thought it was about me being a fatty, etc. that's more on the extreme side (I certainly hope), but young girls and women really do have it rough with body image issues. very hard to find a healthy middle ground. mostly conceited bitches or self loathing whiners and we give both hell for it.
ThePaperDragon 31
Well, why give a flying **** about what others think, and if you are actually thin, wouldn't you notice by comparing yourself to others in public? ( In NO way did I say that it is okay to be a disgusting fat **** when I said, "why give a flying **** about what others think", that applied to normal people). If you are a fat ass, go do something, I doubt you were bitching when you were eating like a pig, there is absolutely NO excuse for being overweight.
joa76 3
Yeah, when I think of people being incredibly insecure about their weight, to the point of obsessing, I usually think of people who are average weight or smaller but think they're fat.
The_Earth 0
actually, I was thinking of losing weight too. but if I do, my gravitational pull on you guys wouldn't be as strong. so I can't.
Person1233 13
You're perfect the way you are. ;)
The_Earth 0
why thank you. :)
deformedsurf 0
You should make yourself feel better with a nice chocolate cake!
SpudMe21 0
would you prefer he lie?
sweetdreams20 0
that's not even bad
roydawgg 3
ydi for being self concious I wouldve just dumped you and left
Axe_Cept 0
and your life doesn't suck that much either
KikiThePug 0
People can't help themselves sometimes- espicially when it comes to weight. I hate all of these rude people calling you fat. But still I agree, that's something I wouldn't tell to my significant other. Men don't really know what to say when a woman asks them that. FML! -Fifi
KikiThePug 0
Kiki*
jibz 6
The worst thing a woman could ever complain about to a man is their weight. if we're honest, we get put in the doghouse. And the alternative is lying to you. Seriously, women. Shut the **** up about your weight. We don't want to hear it.