Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I should stop talking about his major gambling problem because he still loves me even though I gained weight. Apparently that evens things out. FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about being a little overweight by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects you to be fat." FML
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jacketfootball 0
he was trying to be nice, you don't need to put it on fml.
oboewhore_xD 6
Wow. There's a lot of rude people on FML. No need to call her "fatty" or "lil piggy". :(
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C6Racer 0
I'm pretty damn sure he didn't mean it the way you think he did.
captainfap 0
don't fish for compliments, op.
tacticalxxpanda 0
see, thats corporation america telling you your fat and making you self conscious by giving you false images of beauty. watch dove evolution and you will see
5t3ff1k4h 47
What exactly is a true image of beauty, then? What's considered beautiful changes with every person.
TheNewGuy03 29
this can go down a long, winding philosophical road. but you're right. everyone has their own individual perception of beauty, and no single person can define what beauty is. the same goes for nearly everything. |the kid|
5t3ff1k4h 47
Exactly. They're all metaphysical concepts. But I'm going to stop with the philosophical jargon, because now it feels like yesterday. God that class is intense.
rattler9 0
ouch.. what a jerk
831_salas 0
that's mean. kinda funny though haha
wyatt7094 0
And you blame him for being honest?! I don't understand what people like you expect. I guess it would make you feel better if everyone lied about your weight. Except it and be happy or loose the weight!
bee182 5
come on girl! he proba just worded it wrong my brother does that too my mum all the time!! or he was probs joking
imthirteen 1
aweh, that's not very nice.
whoisthisgirl 4
honesty can hurt..
ElMundio87 0
don't worry OP, keep eating all that junk food and eventually you'll implode into a microscopic black hole guys love holes