Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got punched after telling my 11-year-old cousin that her period is "coming for her." FML
Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML
Today, I threw a pillow at my 8 year-old cousin while play-fighting. She gave me a look, then muttered, "You don't have any girlfriends and the girls that talk to you probably have no taste." FML
Today, my two year-old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML
Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML
Today, I was playing with my four year-old cousin. He had a toy whale and said, "Shark!" I corrected him and told him it was a whale. He picked it up, threw it at my face, and yelled, "SHAAARK!" FML
Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year-old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year-old woman, to tears. FML
Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML
Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML
Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML
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Dr_Jalepenos 0
That was his version of "HULK SMASH!".
Accept 11
Is that a new fighting attack?
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Comments (215)
Holy_ish 19
lmao that was nice of him
speshlk37 13
Haha. Wait, what..,?
8sq 13
Smack him in the junk and yell out OVARION CANCER!!!!
thesinginguy 18
You know guys don't have ovaries right. We have testicles.
kenjames 4
Facepalm.
8sq 13
Haha I know. I was just kidding to make him sound like a chick
dingwa 2
well, getting hit in the balls is just like hell. I have been kicked in the balls 2 times and hit the bar on the bicycle by a mistake.. you get really dizzy, it hurts in the stomach and makes you want to cry. My brother also hit the balls on a rope.. he was jumping down from a chair.. and someone had put a rope there.. he was crying and crawling on the ground in pain.. males dont fake how much it hurts.. its like a ironbat is hitting your stomach continously.
SnowTrooper19 0
I had worse. I was on a rope swing when I was 9 and the lower part of my balls got stuck between the seat and the rope (from twisting the swing, but luckily my balls didn't drop then). Let's say, I needed help, for 30mins.
SupahAsian 4
I'm sure you'll be checking for a different kind of lump tonight.
CountJugular 3
Hahahaha your cousin is awesome.... Kids don't take crap from nobody... Lesson learned
shadowsofthefall 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0&feature=youtube_gdata_player
god7000 2
How's your boob(:
slipperyeyebrow 0
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vivace9259 4
Bwahaha!!! The boy has learned to be creative WHILE inflicting pain.