Facebook, Social Media and Love: Today, I was talking to this guy I like. He's very private and...

By creeper - 14/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy I like. He's very private and hides all his photos and wall posts on Facebook. Or so I thought, turns out he has me on a restricted friends list, titled "Creepers." FML

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jchansfan 0

Monday 14 December 2009 12:24

You found this out howwww? lol :P

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Monday 14 December 2009 12:35

How do you know? Creeper!

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fantasyworld 37

Friday 22 August 2014 22:39

How did you find that out?

pugpuggy 21

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:58

Blow up his house! Minecraft reference! No? Okay... ...

Its_just_air 10

Monday 1 June 2015 4:00

The guy I like is a lo like that. I feel to you OP

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 18 July 2015 20:27

How did you find out?

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