Today, I was talking to my mom lamenting the fact that none of my few relationships seem to last longer than 2 months. She asked why and I said, "because I'm paranoid, obsessive compulsive, judgmental, defensive, and stubborn." Instead of encouraging me, she said, "Well, at least you're honest." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML
Today, my father described me as "the sort of sucker women marry then cheat on all the time." My mother agreed with him. FML
Today, my mom confessed that she has to make up compliments to give to prove me wrong when I said she can never say positive things about me. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Today, I asked my mother if we could test me for OCD, since so many people have suggested to me that I might have it. She smiles at me and says, "No, honey, you're just really really weird." FML
Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML
Today, my mother is such a nosy, intruding busybody, she has driven away my last three boyfriends who could no longer stand her. My latest fella had even proposed, but he asked for the ring back and you can bet he blamed my mother for repeatedly involving herself in our private business. FML
Today, my anxious, obsessive, overbearing mother called me four times. That's significantly less than usual. When I complained to my dad, he said, "She just worries about you because she loves you." I don't feel loved, I feel smothered. FML
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skullbuster 0
Well, if you posted that here looking for some encouragement - all I can say is your Mom knows you better than I do so I'm going to have to go with her assessment. "Put on your big girl panties", stop whining, and start addressing your problems!
Vile_fml 0
If you know your flaws, why do you let them ruin your relationships?
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Comments (98)
thtnerdykid 0
To Be Honest, She's Not Going To Lie To You To Make You Feel Better
DataWhore 0
oh shut up! whining is not good!
oliviah_fml 0
She should have been more supportive. But, at least you know the problems and they are all things you can change.
dotsdesu 0
well you whined a bit too honestly. was she supposed to lie and say that she would date you if you weren't already married?
inu_fml 0
most people are like this to a point anyway, its ok.
lunatuna 0
dont worry. im the same way. u just have 2 find sum1 thats like u and it works :] thats what i did :]
prospekt1 0
she did encourage you by listing one of your pros
miscposter 0
'Instead of encouraging me, she said, "Well, at least you're honest."' ^ First part shows that he or she was just seeking comfort in lies. Feeling sorry for them is stupid. attention *****.
Shyman4ever 0
Have some self-confidence n00b. YDI
Bassman88 0
Horribly pathetic. Stop trying to sound poetic and self loathing and grow a pair. It's perfectly fine for you to feel this way in your intuition, but no one wants to hear this crap other than a shrink, and that's only because he gets paid. Girls like confidence; not too much, but enough that they could depend on you. Always having a laundry list of stupid half true flaws about yourself to make yourself seem like some Faulkner-esque marvel of an enigma wrapped in an enigma just comes across as either arrogant or just plain sad. Sorry if this seems harsh, but I have a friend just like you and I want to slap him when he says stuff like this. YDI.