Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML
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Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML
Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, we were visiting my great-grandma, who has Alzheimer’s. We spent most of the day with her and she didn't know who we all were. Time came for us to leave so when I gave her a hug good-bye, she whispered into my ear, "You're my type." FML
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
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EmilyMarie 0
Whoops.
hockeyplaya 0
thats embarassing... hope she was asleep
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Comments (48)
fcuk_fml 0
um.. how is that POSSIBLE?! you went to go stroke her shoulders, its the thing right beneath the head.. not a couple more inches south.. i don't understand how that's possible...
jet_fml 0
I'm sorry, but... whatever. Honestly, WHO CARES. It's an honest mistake. I'm sure she didn't think you were *actually* feeling her up.
Talenie 0
squishhhayy!!
SamsSuperCool 0
awwww maaaan. not cool
Moomoomoo_fml 0
Seriously, how do you mistake someone's boobs for their shoulder
Jimboom 12
So. Did you get some wood? A little cedar? Some Mahogany? Perhaps some Oak?
Talkative1 0
How can you confuse her boob with her shoulder? She's you grandma for chriss sake! Her boobs are probably at her knees not her shoulders!
415chick 0
ROTFLMAO!!! HAHAHAHHAHA ohhh man I can't stop laughing :p hahahaha
BakerMan_fml 0
Ahhh!
alex123456_fml 0
maybe her boobs are so long ad frumpy that they actually WERE on her back !