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Today, I'm on my period and super bloated. My husband laid down next to me and said, "Hey pretty lady, wanna have a good time? Let me stick my pin in and let some of that air out", then made a deflating noise with a hand movement. FML
You husband claims to have a "pin dick?" That's worse than a pencil dick! No, wait...
This is endearing, in its own way.