Turn me on

By kk. - 24/02/2022 16:00

Spicy
Today, I'm on my period and super bloated. My husband laid down next to me and said, "Hey pretty lady, wanna have a good time? Let me stick my pin in and let some of that air out", then made a deflating noise with a hand movement. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 079
You deserved it 174

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You husband claims to have a "pin dick?" That's worse than a pencil dick! No, wait...

slhiggx 13

This is endearing, in its own way.

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You husband claims to have a "pin dick?" That's worse than a pencil dick! No, wait...

slhiggx 13

This is endearing, in its own way.

Lame but oddly charming attempt at flirting. This one might be a keeper.

At least he called you pretty.