Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Today, I came home to find a man standing in my living room. Since my mom texted me that her new boyfriend would be coming over, I just assumed it was him. I introduced myself, made us some coffee and I went to my room to study. When I went downstairs after a while, the TV was missing. FML
Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML
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breenarae25 0
where's #2??
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
Your powers of observaton astound me.
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Comments (142)
WildBill1337 0
OH HELL NO! they can take the tv, and even the computer, BUT HOW DARE THEY TOUCH THE XBOX! I HAD 15000 ACHIEVEMENT POINTS!!!!!!!!!
BaiRen 0
I'm sorry if someone else said this... but how the hell did you not thing anything of the sounds of someone stealing your freaking 52 inch TV?
gottabeandrew 1
Imagine how scary it would've been though if you'd went downstairs and caught the burglar. I wonder what happens in that situation - if they try and attack you or if they make a run for it.
jscotty 0
I'm not buying it. A 52" plasma is not something that you can easily steal. In fact a TV that size and weight does not fit into most cars! Thefts like this usually consist of grabbing something small enough to hide it and get away with it quickly.
mommy2cassidy 18
My parents had their 50" old school big screen TV with the base on it (AKA way bigger than a 52" plasma TV) stolen from their garage. Now that thing was massive. Super heavy and awkward too. Jokes on them though because the reason it was in the garage was that it was broken.
kayceelove 0
LAME. how could you not know it was your mom? i know how every single one of my family comes into the house. maybe you should nap on the couch next time.
kuhhrissayyxo 0
on the bright side, at least you didn't shout something like "MOM, DID YOU GET MY OINTMENT? THE RASH SPREAD!" when you thought you heard her. P.S. if your computer was stolen, how did you write this fml?
mommy2cassidy 18
As OP said, he wrote this on his iPod touch.
DCS1138 0
Is your mom black?
elinoodlesoup 0
lol at #9 loling at #7 loling etc. but seriously, why does everybody assume he left his doors unlocked? burgalars break through locked doors all the time...it's what they do. P.S. lol at #107. "Hey Ma! i left your expensive gold thing on the kitchen counter!"
mmiikkee 0
Your dumb as ****, you deserve it dumbass
DefD7 0
Do you live in Oklahoma city the same thing happened to me.