Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
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Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
Today, I went to the beach with friends. While splashing around in the ocean and waving to my friends who were sitting on the sand, I got caught in a strong current and had to be rescued by a lifeguard. They gave me a wristband that said, "Needs Adult Supervision". FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML
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tweets 0
awwww shes a douchebag. she's NOT a friend
firefox42 0
She's a friend, it's what we do... Sucks, but you'll have to get her back =)
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Comments (150)
alex_vik 1
#38 - It's called a meme, not being a pervert. Educate yourself on the internet if you're going to use it.
shalvius 3
with whole family? well thats no more funny
one23four 0
At least the ocean isn't as clear as a pool is.
wtfdidido 0
#34 LOL!!!!!!!!
csigabajnok 0
Just tell her you hope a good laugh was worth losing a friend.
vitaminsandminer 0
lol why are people taking this so seriously? i would definitely do that to my friend haha, and you know the OP is exaggerating with the half an hour, nothing is funny for that long she probably just thought it was longer because she had to stand in the ocean for so long with no bottoms [also there are swimsuit bottoms that tie, so it is possible for them to fall off people]
crypix 0
What's the big deal? You were nearly naked before you lost your bottom, what's a couple extra square inches of flesh?
Puolukka 4
#3 I always carry two bikinis..the one I'm wearing and an extra one in my bag...and as a matter of fact I know many women that do... At OP: Dang, that was messed up what they did to you...*lol* I could understand like 5 minutes...but 30...man that sucks!
kismaa 0
its not so bad. just laugh it off and give your friend a high five. dont seek revenge, walk away the taller person and now you have an awesome story. i dont see why this is such a terrible thing.
Seegtease 0
Do bikini's really fall off so easily? I know, a wave, but sheesh. Also: this is what friends are all about. Now you have to get even. Also, I'm pretty sure half an hour is an exaggeration. Nobody could laugh at something like that for half an hour.