Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
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Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
Today, I went to the beach with friends. While splashing around in the ocean and waving to my friends who were sitting on the sand, I got caught in a strong current and had to be rescued by a lifeguard. They gave me a wristband that said, "Needs Adult Supervision". FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML
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tweets 0
awwww shes a douchebag. she's NOT a friend
firefox42 0
She's a friend, it's what we do... Sucks, but you'll have to get her back =)
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greedy_dead_soul 0
It's called having a sense of humor. I would've got a kick out of that and immediately started planning how I can get her back!
Warkweh 0
Wow people. It's not a reason to get pissed off over. Whoop dee doo she's naked in the ocean. I'd laugh my as off if I was in her position and just walk onto the beach naked. Instant popularity =P Friends do practical jokes on each other. She just has to on-up her friend next time.
zach2519 0
PICS?
FSUALLTHEWAY 0
lol ha Agree with 2 5 9 11 12 and everyone else who thinks its funny just get back next time
vt_mruhlin 0
One word: seaweed
elcartel 0
hi
iloveeyouuxD 9
That's what I was thinking!!
shaniKW 0
HA. That's hilarious. Your friend is has an awesome sense of humor.
curlygirly1 8
No her friend is a dick head
vt_mruhlin 0
i unno guys, 30 minutes seems a bit much. 5 or so maybe. But it might have just "seemed like" half an hour.
moofin 0
Lol that's kinda funny, you should get her back.
shaniKW 0
wow, that was horrible grammar.
stephfml 0
hahaha wait this is hilarious she is not a bad friend she is just funny