That's disgusting. You ******* deserve it loser.

Dude, unless you live in a super secluded spot, you don't do anything outside naked if you don't want to be seen. Particularly sexual things!! YDI.

Do you have a privacy fence? If so, well, that's a little creepy, but you probably still shouldn't have done it in public, even if there's a fence. But if you don't have a fence, YDI totally.

I really hope it was not a shared pool at an apartment complex!

Did you give them the money shot though?

Next time go inside the house to wank. YDI.

No one wants to see you play with yourself. Maybe you’ll remember this next time you want to jack off outside. Also, the neighbor is hilarious!

I'm SO glad that I'm not your neighbor. I'm also glad your neighbor wasn't a child. Go inside to do that, or at least make damn sure no one can see you.

I don't know how this could have turned out poorly for you, you made all the right decisions. I guess these things are sometimes just out of your control.

Okay I'm strongly questioning this one. If you have an above ground pool, those generally have sides around them, so nobody could see, not to mention you'd be up higher. If you have an in-ground pool, usually you can afford a damn privacy fence, too.