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By beatricesank - 23/05/2009 14:03 - Canada

Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML

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By Cookie_monster - 08/03/2017 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, getting ready to go out, I turned on my straightener. After 5 minutes, I start straightening one big strand when I realize I'm smelting plastic into my hair. Turns out I'd left it on a plastic box. Of course, plastic never comes out, so I had to cut it out. FML

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By errints234234 - 13/05/2010 23:31 - United States

Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML

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By lateralligator - 12/12/2014 16:35 - Canada - Whitchurch-stouffville

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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By cantcloselegs - 20/10/2013 12:39 - United States

Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML

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By anonymous - 07/08/2012 03:08 - Australia

Today, I successfully stopped my hair straightener from falling into a bathtub full of water by grabbing hold of the burning hot plates. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 13:50 - United States

Today, my hair straightener broke. My husband suggested putting electrical tape on it because it was heat proof. I did and started straightening my hair. The supposed heat proof tape melted and got stuck in my hair. FML

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By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 15:23 - United States - Tracy

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML

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Casualt1234 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:06

Arachnid girl. Just tell people its an exotic hair clip :)

leia07 6

Saturday 23 May 2009 20:04

Aww, its just giving your hair some protein. Ick though...that sucks

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lil_shortie 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 21:46

awh' shit that ******* gross, shitt I'm bout to straighten my hair now. It just gives me the goodebumbs fer real.

Imawhalerider 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 21:53

.. well did you eat it?

Weil 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 21:55

Wat.

KaY_mer_James 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 22:18

Oh my goodness that is disgusting. I'm sorry :(

imthatbad 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 22:08

Aww, poor spider. How did a spider get in your hair/straightner though? =/ That'd be icky though. Just go around and be like "SPIDER GIRL!!"

doodles88 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 22:08

FYL and **** spiders!

13am13i 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 22:01

First of all...Why is your hair so nasty that you have spiders in it? YDI

curlyfriez 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 22:03

one word ewww and also how the hell did you not see a spider on your straightener? and why the f*** didn't you comb your hair?

k_cool 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 22:12

lol@fifty-seven.

LuxLisbon_fml 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 22:22

Oops, double post

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