Miscellaneous: Today, I was so sleep-deprived, I thought a white car driving...

By Anonymous - 19/04/2015 15:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was so sleep-deprived, I thought a white car driving toward me was a polar bear. I screamed like a little girl and started panicking. I live in California. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2015 15:09 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of footsteps outside my room. I investigated but found nothing. As I went back to my room, I heard a sort of giggling from inside. I was so scared, I grabbed my car keys, got the fuck out of there, and drove to my girlfriend's house in my pajamas. FML

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By Saw - 11/02/2012 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML

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Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML

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By ApolloandDixie - 23/12/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

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By blackandblue - 02/11/2010 16:26 - United States

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

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By FUCKKKS - 03/03/2013 17:37 - United States

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML

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By BIZZMAL - 05/01/2011 02:44 - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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By dani911 - 15/07/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 20 April 2015 0:11

This is exactly why I carry a bottle of coca-cola with me at all times. I never know when I'll need it to bribe a polar bear.

musicnole 8

Monday 20 April 2015 0:07

I really hope you weren't driving...

Comments

Karls_Marx 13

Monday 20 April 2015 7:38

If scissoring or butt ******* will make you happy so be it

limabeans101029 20

Monday 20 April 2015 17:29

...Huh?

Doofinx 8

Monday 20 April 2015 8:20

Define sleep deprived.

Cads1 24

Monday 20 April 2015 9:49

It is the state your body ends up in if you don't have enough sleep.

Doofinx 8

Monday 20 April 2015 21:20

Oh I wasn't asking for the definition in was being sarcastic since lots of people say they are sleep deprived but they choose not to sleep. Thanks for the reply though:)

sdroze1389 31

Monday 20 April 2015 8:31

sleep deprivation causes me tons of hallucinations. it's part of usually day two or three mania

CLT_420 13

Monday 20 April 2015 14:27

Don't worry pal it's 4/20 now, Just get high and that polar bear is a cloud of smoke passing by.

Colden_H 7

Monday 20 April 2015 16:52

Maybe u should drink some water.....oops nvm

writerchic85 25

Monday 20 April 2015 18:21

This is the stupidest Fml I've read yet

876t786t6oi 12

Monday 20 April 2015 21:33

How do you know it's not a polar bear if you were sleep deprived :0 XD

Jujuboo_3 25

Monday 20 April 2015 22:58

Oh maybe it really was a polar bear but you thought it was a car as a polar bear.

emmy165 16

Tuesday 21 April 2015 0:06

I just wanted to thank you for giving me a proper laugh out loud moment and releasing me from a bad mood. I feel your pain, I'm frequently so shattered I imagine leaves flying are pigeons and once imagined a rock was a hedgehog!