Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML
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Today, my sister woke me up panicking saying our kitchen was on fire, and we had to leave. She practically dragged me out of bed and all the way to the front door. When we got outside, she suddenly kneed me in the nuts and went back inside, locking the door behind her. I was only wearing boxers. FML
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HollyoaksFan93 9
Set his hair on fire while he's sleeping..
Mirorbo 27
The idea of 'humor' in the human mind is turning rather primitive these days...
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Comments (122)
Daniruu 4
I would have kicked his pyromaniac ass if he was my brother. FYL.
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
that's not the worst thing they could have done to you...
Arch27 27
My revenge? Capsaicin extract on his palms and his fingers. Get it on there while he's sleeping. When he wakes up, nature will call. There's a burn that won't go out easily.
TalkinSmack 6
did they put on that song "fire in your new shoes" by kaskade?
FMLidiot 12
is it just me, or is anyone else wondering why OP was wearing slippers to sleep? And "sleeping like a baby" in them too?
mitchell137 0
is the video on YouTube?
shovels 0
go to youtube and type "Slipper on fire"
csmouton 3
that sucks and I would be pissed but it is kinda funny. payback is a bitch though
bringmepieskm 0
agreed. we demand a link!
momo1972 3
YouTube
welandedonthemoo 5
if op slept like a baby then he was waking up every 2 hours crying lol jk