By Noname - 27/02/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 122 434
You deserved it 13 396

Same thing different taste

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sunshyne84_fml 0

hahahhahha... hahaha... I'm sorry but... hahahahahhahahaahhaa


sunshyne84_fml 0

Dude, you think about the floor plan when you read this???? Umm okay...

@121 if you want the answer read #2's username. Also if you think about it it is a poorly made floorplan. Having a bathroom all the way across the house from the non-master bedrooms seems like a bad idea in general

hahahhahha... hahaha... I'm sorry but... hahahahahhahahaahhaa

brodizzle 0

Why did you run into your parents' room to go to the bathroom? Fail house design.

He obviously said it's the cloest bathroom to him.

My question is why he ran to their bed to throw up...

King_of_Kings 3

hey #5 he or she did that because that was the closest bathroom.

King_of_Kings 3

i found this to be very amusing

#4 Yeah but that knowledge doesn't help the shock when you see it in action :P, and I assume it just triggered the throw-up that was going to happen anyway. When I feel sick usually I have an old bowl or bucket next to me in bed because I know I'll probably not reach the toilet in time, lol. If you have to run through your parents room to get to the bathroom maybe its a good idea to start doing something like that?

idontwantausern 1

this is possibly the most hilarious thing to ever happen to a human being

berii 0

Grody... They couldn't wait until you weren't sick anymore and at school or out shopping or something to freaking have sex?!?!? they deserved to have you throw up on their bed...

yes, because having sex when your daughter is sleeping is really gross and they deserve that. Not only that, but of course the parents don't have lives where they can just have sex when she is at school, cuz they don't have jobs or anything.

moig_fml 0

haha this has got to be one of the worst ive ever read. im seriously sorry. and yes, fail house design

I'm sure next time they're horny they'll lock the door. As if they'll ever be in the mood again.