Today, I was sitting on the couch with my little brother. He was looking at me and says "so cool." I asked him what was so cool and he says "it's not that cool but, your eyebrow connects to your other eyebrow". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML
Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML
Today, I went to the eye doctor with my little brother. There were only three chairs and one was occupied by a woman. I sat at the far end, but as soon as I sat down, I heard my little brother yell out loud, "I DON'T WANT TO SIT NEXT TO THE FAT LADY!" FML
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my brother had his hot friend over. I decided to make a move because he was staring at me and smiling all night, so I asked him which holiday was his favorite, Christmas or Easter while I batted my eyes and smiled. That's when he said, "You have lettuce in your teeth." FML
Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML
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rebel_yell_tiny 0
LOL, shave it then...
xxorganizedmess 0
Nyeh. A teacher in my school has a unibrow. He didn't care, was one of the student's favourite teachers, and made fun of it himself sometimes. Not that big a deal.
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Comments (111)
crazyt446 4
God, people are so rude on here I swear! I'm sure most of them are fat virgins anyway. Don't worry hun. You can pluck or wax that if you do have one. They can't magically get skinny overnight though. So **** them
diary_of_jane 0
#46 ...TL;DR
dyld921 2
What is so bad about unibrows? If you don't like it you can shave it. If you don't have a problem than you shouldn't listen to what anyone says about it.
Jessticle85 0
you had that coming! ever look in a mirror before? wax or pluck or shave that shit!
ravenscorne 0
Just pluck it or wax it already. It's not even that painful, and every woman should at least keep some semblance of proper appearance.
Adene 0
I can relate. ._. It's too painful to pluck or attempt waxing for me, even if its not noticeable.
kittengrl39 0
I can relate. I have thick, dark body hair, and I had a unibrow for a long time. I tried shaving it, but that looked really awkward. Eventually my mom forced me to get my eyebrows waxed, even though I had long said that I refused to do anything that painful for beauty. I cried for at least fifteen minutes, it was so painful. However, my eyebrows did look a lot better, and I started plucking them afterwards. I much prefer plucking to waxing because 1. since you're the one doing it, you can pull in directions that aren't painful, 2. you have much more control over the shape of your eyebrows, 3. plucking can actually get smaller hairs than waxing, and 4. you save the money on waxing. tl;dr version: Pluck your eyebrows. Even if it's painful, it's less painful than waxing and keeps you from having a unibrow.
paris78_fml 0
pluck it or wax it! waxing really isn't that painful, i find plucking hurts more :/ i don't have a unibrow, but unwanted hair SUCKS.
likeOMGwow 0
lol for some reason i feel like ive seen pimpin88 do this before. do you write a lot of long messages???
PinkDahlia 0
Guess it's time to trim the hedges.