Today, I was sitting on the couch with my little brother. He was looking at me and says "so cool." I asked him what was so cool and he says "it's not that cool but, your eyebrow connects to your other eyebrow". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML
Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML
Today, I went to the eye doctor with my little brother. There were only three chairs and one was occupied by a woman. I sat at the far end, but as soon as I sat down, I heard my little brother yell out loud, "I DON'T WANT TO SIT NEXT TO THE FAT LADY!" FML
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my brother had his hot friend over. I decided to make a move because he was staring at me and smiling all night, so I asked him which holiday was his favorite, Christmas or Easter while I batted my eyes and smiled. That's when he said, "You have lettuce in your teeth." FML
Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML
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rebel_yell_tiny 0
LOL, shave it then...
xxorganizedmess 0
Nyeh. A teacher in my school has a unibrow. He didn't care, was one of the student's favourite teachers, and made fun of it himself sometimes. Not that big a deal.
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Comments (111)
heatrider986 1
lol unibrow
tori96 0
it might be gay to some guys but.. WAX THOSE BITCHES!!! its a huge turn off if u have a unibrow for girls.
Tigg3r 3
I shave my eyes brows and they look just fine. I let my friend pluck them once. Never ever ever doing that again. And I will definitly, not in this lifetime, try waxing.
Zoockey 5
And the evil unibrow striked again! :O SWING OUT THE HOLY SHAVER!
omgdoublefml 3
Yet another reason not to get a mac
crzymxican 0
lol nice
mylifepwnz 0
so?
b_jewels69 0
God made her that way stop telling her to change herself! If you don't like it don't look at it!
HomPuff 2
You know tweezers? You can epilate with that... Use it
NDiesal10 2
Just think, in the time it took you to write this silly FML you could have shaved your unibrow.