Today, I was sitting on the couch with my little brother. He was looking at me and says "so cool." I asked him what was so cool and he says "it's not that cool but, your eyebrow connects to your other eyebrow". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML
Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML
Today, I went to the eye doctor with my little brother. There were only three chairs and one was occupied by a woman. I sat at the far end, but as soon as I sat down, I heard my little brother yell out loud, "I DON'T WANT TO SIT NEXT TO THE FAT LADY!" FML
Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my brother had his hot friend over. I decided to make a move because he was staring at me and smiling all night, so I asked him which holiday was his favorite, Christmas or Easter while I batted my eyes and smiled. That's when he said, "You have lettuce in your teeth." FML
Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML
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rebel_yell_tiny 0
LOL, shave it then...
xxorganizedmess 0
Nyeh. A teacher in my school has a unibrow. He didn't care, was one of the student's favourite teachers, and made fun of it himself sometimes. Not that big a deal.
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Comments (111)
lisaloise 3
WOAH and you don't even realize it? O_o
moshkid91 0
Bahahahaaa That is the funnyest thing ive read since 5 minits ago Bahaa I Tip My Hat for you!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Can't reply directly from my phone, but @pimpin88: It's possible to be one of those girls mentioned in your first paragraph (chapter?!), and still take care of yourself & look hot. Just sayin'.
orchids_torturer 0
u know what else is cool? hot wax and later if you are lucky, two eyebrows. the orchids' torturer has spoken.
ashleeee 0
lol that idea is BEYOND cool!
Prendergast 0
meatloaf
Monie_Madness 0
I agree completely. :D
k_100 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA thats hilarious
RNCftw 0
YDI for not shaving that
tinkchic4life 0
lol and ydi u should notice that if u look in the mirror every day
turbogirl 0
Haha... it's usually only common for guys to have Monobrows... have you never had your brows waxed at all? Ugh. FYL for being born with caterpillar eyebrows... but YDI for not waxing like every other normal woman.
wooowthanks 0
I DONT HAVE A UNIBROW TYVM. I do wax but it has to get to a certain length to do it or youll damage your skin. jeeeze yalll are mean.