Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was in a hot tub at a public sauna. After chatting with a friendly couple, I decided to go get some lunch. I was halfway out of the water when the man started laughing and said he'd thought I was a woman. I am. FML
Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML
Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
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Top comments
AbtractAngela 17
Tell him that you're a girl who just temporarily lost her voice. He seems like a nice guy. (:
Steffi3 40
So, tell him
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Comments (54)
abNormal62 23
Should have whispered to him that he may be surprised and he shouldn't judge books by their cover or potential partners by the sound of their voice
JustinJK 21
Try singing sad songs in a coffee shop.
mustangbravo 27
Great reference!
Brandi_Faith 34
? My sticky shoes, my sticky sticky shooeess." ?
mustangbravo 27
Lucy you got some splaining to do.
morganshea 16
I'm sorry about that OP. I have a naturally low voice and my nickname for a while was "Man Voice Morgan," so I can relate a little. You're not alone. :)
Jaad_Lebowski 7
love a woman with a low pitch voice... anyway a good answer could've been "and I thought u were a man, bro"
anniepotatoes 12
Omg I'm so sorry, that always happens to me when I'm at my worst
kingnothing123x 11
Don't worry if you see him again try to talk to him again with your beautiful voice
vinnerator 7
now chase him, except it won't be a gay chase at the end because he week find out that you are a girl
johncanact 13
"I'm Old Greggggg"
tranced_ 45
I mean it looks like he was kidding?
drunkturtle 14
Just tell him ur sick Problem solved :)