By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 326
You deserved it 17 889

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Honey, if you need to turn him on a day in advance to get him to want to have sex with you, you're doing something wrong.

Either you are trying to hard or he has moved on and isn't interested... try to figure out the real reason and good luck!

Comments

Symmetry88 0

is he gay? do you look incredibly manly? maybe it's all OP's fault for looking manly. good luck with your problem. (MANLY LOOKING FEMALE!)

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Good lord, you're annoying. I feel bad for your parents.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Good lord, you're annoying. I feel bad for your parents.

FernAdele 9

what exactly were you saying...

Yes OP, some of us don't like to talk the talk... Walking the walk is all we need... It is that simple!

PandaPandy 6

no offense but lol I love his response. If he were to do this to you just reply "Ew stop" to get back at him haha

Midrash 5

just send him a pic of ur boobs next time. that's all it takes

Symmetry88 0

unless he has breast cancer so her boobs are totally mis formed and de shaped. haha then it's a total turn off

Meh, I don't know, kinky texts usually do the trick too.

iseduran 5

maybe he is gay. what dude hates dirty texting?

Symmetry88 0

a gay dude hates dirty texting.

ReynshineCutting 10

He probably didn't like how dirty she was being. My fiancé and I aren't into dirty stuff so if I were to try and act all slutty he'd react the same way and he's definitely not gay. Far from it.

SteelCladAngel 0

my husband doesn't like the dirty talk...he's certainly not gay.

i can give you my number, I will appreciate your dirty texts

text me I'll take care of you , since he's not ;)

Gjohnson2208 6

Ha maybe his other girl friend.. That he is actually putting out to was the one who had his phone.... Or maybe he's just a loser...

dreday21 0

he is gay or your pussy is nasty