Miscellaneous: Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits...

By LizLiao - 14/04/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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You deserved it 2 467

By Ouch - 17/03/2010 16:16 - United States

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

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You deserved it 3 941

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By My eyes were on the prize - 12/03/2017 00:00

Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML

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By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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You deserved it 8 033

By aero00 - 27/07/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML

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You deserved it 13 506

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 04:00

Today, I woke up in the hospital with a mild concussion, a sprained neck, and a broken shoulder. How did this happen? Earlier, I ran into the guy I used to bully all throughout school. Once his wife realized who I was, she piledrived me. FML

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You deserved it 3 113

By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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You deserved it 3 242

By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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You deserved it 3 838

By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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You deserved it 53 985

By eun - 09/04/2009 01:42 - Canada

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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You deserved it 12 424

420hiadventurer 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:06

That sucks, but next time pay more attention and don't run down the hallway or at least not right next to the walls where you can get hit by doors. Soy la primera persona!!!

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:07

you loved it.

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Chvdl 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 17:38

He was trying to help, you know.

no_damn_luck 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 18:05

#10 and #17, Where do you live? None of the hallways I can think of in ANY building I have ever been in have doors that open out. That is STUPID!! First of all, things like this can happen, even if the person were walking; Secondly, that would invite theft, as all a theif would have to do would be to remove the pins from the hinges!!

SyLord 13

Wednesday 31 December 2014 18:36

Doors open in one way, and out the other, some swing both ways. She shouldn't have been running, and she shouldn't be so critical about other people and their weight. And people wonder why nobody stops to help anymore? Those that need the help either rob, or criticize them about it. FTW.

DrConstantine 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 18:12

Yeah, you deserved it. That's why you don't run down the damn hallway, then you wouldn't have to deal with this.

dumdumducky 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 18:18

really guys, like youve never run down a hallway

shananigans 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 18:29

The only building I've been in where the doors opened out was school. In every apartment building, hotel, and dorm I've lived in, though, the doors opened in. I suppose the fire safety excuse makes sense, in regards to schools- If a fire breaks out in a room with a bunch of students and they all rush to the door at the same time they could block the door from being opened. This is less likely to occur in an apartment or dorm, plus it's not as smart because if the door opens out the hinges would be on the outside. Any fairly skilled thief could easily remove the door from it's hinges and walk inside. Anyway, I've walked down a hallway and been hit by a door that flew open, so it doesn't necessarily matter if he was running or not.