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By Lame - 10/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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Sunday 10 July 2011 9:24

What were you dressed as, Shredder?

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Winchester1990 19

Sunday 14 August 2016 13:29

Well the turtles have to get money for pizza somewhere

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Wednesday 18 September 2019 22:58

He must've been part of the Crooked Ninja Turtles Gang! So, when you tell the cops, remember the "turtles" part. Lmao

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