Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML
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Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend told my hamster he loved her. Repeatedly. In 'cute' baby voices. He has yet to say it to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
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laurabev 9
Why would you suck on his fingers??
peete182 0
Dont suck things that have been holding hamsters
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Comments (209)
vegis 0
Yeah, sucking on people's dirty fingers is adorable
bubo_fml 11
New vid...A Girl, A Hamster & a cup!
stevenmx86 8
Wow, op, you are ridiculously stupid.
taazer 12
First of all why would you lick somebody's finger in the first place? Second why would you suck on fingers that has been holding hamsters?
My_Nightmare 19
If that's you in your profile picture do you think you have enough make up on your face? When the color of you face differs from the color of your neck that's how you know you're wearing TOO MUCH
lissalove17 8
That's what you get for "trying to be cute."
swimming26 1
Did you realize that he had been playing with a hamster? Hamsters are dirty.
jdawg2010 0
...how. did
corrinaswan 0
Wtf why would u suck on fingers,fetish?
Norrec86 7
If it smells so bad, you should have been able to smell it when his fingers were in front of your face
screamo_neve 12
I just laughed so hard... xD
SwtCherryPie 26
lol me too... made me choke on my cereal