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By BigPurplePresent - / Tuesday 28 July 2009 13:34 / South Africa
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By  Dfeline  |  2

Ever considered that he was trying to make you laugh, consequently brightening your mood? Be glad. Most FML boyfriend's would just tell you to stop whining and make them a sandwich.

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bitch you were lucky to get that. you shouldnt be sad about washing dishes, cooking dinner, sucking dick, and cleaning the house. in my opinion, you're actually lucky to leave the house. now, modify this comment.

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I personaly would have been happy purple is a happy color and dildos make peopl happy...very very happy. #140 why don't you try to clean the dishes clean the house cook dinner and suck a dick!?! your name suits you mother fucket

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  Critter456  |  0

that was very nice of him! if nothing else, jus seeing it would have made me laugh my ass off! he sounds sweet... u sound like u don't get enough... u should use it.

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seriously??? nothing puts me in a better mood then when i get my "rocks"off..... what is wrong with you??? havent you ever had an orgasm before???? --- also #7 rocks.... also wondering did you post this before or after you tried out your new purple people eater??? FML for not having a boyfriend that brings me sex toys when i have a bad day!!!

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  kbrandon98  |  0

yeah, & in all honesty, the op wasn't very specific! it's not an fml, bc she could have said "bring me something nice" in a rather seductive tone, hence him buying the dildo. he could have thought he was doing the right thing! but most def sounds like a wicked good present.. better than nothing! shoulda been more specific, sweetpea :)

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  heyyou1203  |  0

yea seriously, be thankful that u now have a toy to play with when he's not around! what were you expecting anyways, flowers? chocolate? something you can only use once? at least he was practical.

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wow that's dumb she obviously had a hard day and she asked her boyfriend to cheer her up... maybe as a boyfriend he could of done something like bring her roses and some ice cream and scented candles... turn the lights out in the house and light the candles and cuddle on the couch eating ice cream as she talked about her day... i mean im a guy up for a good laugh... but sometimes you can be a little romantic just to show her that you care... that's all im saying...

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  meddude  |  0

*cough* someone get 81 a sense of humor *cough* who's to say that the boyfriend isn't usually very romantic, but wanted to be a little humorous for a change?? everybody needs a good laugh sometimes. well, except for 81, apparently.

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  letitbe56  |  0

81- If that's what she wanted, that's what she should have said. A big purple dildo is hilarious, and certainly would have cheered me up. If she wanted something romantic as opposed to something funny, she should have said so. It's not hard, "Hey baby, I'm feeling kind of down. Can we do something romantic later?" Or better yet, she could have planned it herself. Also, considering she basically just called him up and said, "I'm sad. Bring me presents," she's pretty lucky he brought her anything at all. If my boyfriend did something like that I would have been like, "Umm...I'll come cuddle with you, or maybe bring you food and a movie, but don't hope for anything more than that."

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  beerab  |  0

She shouldn't have to tell her bf to do something to cheer her up... Women know how to cheer themselves up. If she doesn't like how he tried to cheer her up really that's HER problem lo.

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  Sappheyes  |  0

81, my boyfriend's sense of humor would definitely cheer me up more than a vase full of dead flowers. Also, I don't really like ice cream (or chocolate, or sweets in general), and I have plenty of my own candles should I feel the need to light one. If he wanted to bring over a bottle of wine with that dildo, however...

By  Dfeline  |  2

Ever considered that he was trying to make you laugh, consequently brightening your mood? Be glad. Most FML boyfriend's would just tell you to stop whining and make them a sandwich.

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  hbgoddard  |  0

Lol, "Make me a sammich, dame!" OP, Why wouldn't this brighten your mood? That seems like a nice thing for him to do. YDI for taking a nice gesture the wrong way, like too many girls do on FML.

By  mobius8  |  0

How does this F your life? You have a bf who you can ring up in tears and who will come straight over, with a gift that kinda shows he's not even hoping to get laid.

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  annalou_fml  |  0

Exactly. He was buying her something, and giving her a laugh. She needs to get the last dildo he bought for her out of her ass, and learn to take a joke. Girls like her are the ones that make guys be assholes to the rest of us. You are ruining all of the good men, just stop.

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