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seriously??? nothing puts me in a better mood then when i get my "rocks"off..... what is wrong with you??? havent you ever had an orgasm before???? --- also #7 rocks.... also wondering did you post this before or after you tried out your new purple people eater??? FML for not having a boyfriend that brings me sex toys when i have a bad day!!!
yeah, & in all honesty, the op wasn't very specific! it's not an fml, bc she could have said "bring me something nice" in a rather seductive tone, hence him buying the dildo. he could have thought he was doing the right thing! but most def sounds like a wicked good present.. better than nothing! shoulda been more specific, sweetpea :)
Hm. A Rabbit would have been nicer of him. Dildoes are too much work on your own.
wow that's dumb she obviously had a hard day and she asked her boyfriend to cheer her up... maybe as a boyfriend he could of done something like bring her roses and some ice cream and scented candles... turn the lights out in the house and light the candles and cuddle on the couch eating ice cream as she talked about her day... i mean im a guy up for a good laugh... but sometimes you can be a little romantic just to show her that you care... that's all im saying...
81- If that's what she wanted, that's what she should have said. A big purple dildo is hilarious, and certainly would have cheered me up. If she wanted something romantic as opposed to something funny, she should have said so. It's not hard, "Hey baby, I'm feeling kind of down. Can we do something romantic later?" Or better yet, she could have planned it herself. Also, considering she basically just called him up and said, "I'm sad. Bring me presents," she's pretty lucky he brought her anything at all. If my boyfriend did something like that I would have been like, "Umm...I'll come cuddle with you, or maybe bring you food and a movie, but don't hope for anything more than that."
81, my boyfriend's sense of humor would definitely cheer me up more than a vase full of dead flowers. Also, I don't really like ice cream (or chocolate, or sweets in general), and I have plenty of my own candles should I feel the need to light one. If he wanted to bring over a bottle of wine with that dildo, however...
Ever considered that he was trying to make you laugh, consequently brightening your mood? Be glad. Most FML boyfriend's would just tell you to stop whining and make them a sandwich.
How does this F your life? You have a bf who you can ring up in tears and who will come straight over, with a gift that kinda shows he's not even hoping to get laid.
It's the thought that counts; and hey, he even spent money on you. If my boyfriend did that I'd laugh.
Exactly. He was buying her something, and giving her a laugh. She needs to get the last dildo he bought for her out of her ass, and learn to take a joke. Girls like her are the ones that make guys be assholes to the rest of us. You are ruining all of the good men, just stop.