Skincare and Health: Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun....

By miss tomato - 08/06/2012 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

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Sunscreen season is open

By Anna - 26/03/2025 00:00 - Mexico - Tijuana

Today, a day after I went to the beach and fell asleep in the sun without applying sunscreen, I woke up to find myself looking like a lobster, with the worst tan lines possible. On top of that, I had to go to a wedding, and when I walked in, my cousin asked if I had “taken a bath in some tomato soup.” FML

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By anonymous - 24/09/2011 15:22 - United States

Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML

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By Username - 17/07/2011 19:59 - United States

Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML

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Zapped

By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 17:48 - United States - Wittmann

Today, I'm on vacation and stupidly bought the cheapest sunblock I could find. Instead of protecting my skin, the sunblock acted as a damn lightning rod for the sun, and I now look like I just spent a few hours on a spit-roast. FML

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By whitey - 09/01/2011 11:11 - Australia

Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML

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Lookin' good

By racoonface - 19/04/2009 15:17 - United States

Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML

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By anonymous - 10/02/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML

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You're not supposed to eat it

By Anonymous - 26/05/2025 02:00 - United States

Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML

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That'll look good in the morning

By lizardface - 23/08/2010 22:44 - United States

Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face, except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML

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By CasperTheFriendlyGhost - 14/07/2016 17:11 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was told to rub in my sunscreen because I looked like a ghost. I wasn't wearing any. I'm just that white. FML

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Saturday 9 June 2012 2:30

Better than a sparkling vampire. Attack of the killer tomatoes was a much better movie anyway.

2ndSucks 15

Saturday 9 June 2012 2:30

Twilight meets Jersey Shore.

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Jasonf6 0

Saturday 9 June 2012 19:14

Do u look fierce?

Princess107 3

Saturday 9 June 2012 19:52

Twilight

jnchristensen 8

Saturday 9 June 2012 21:44

TWIGHLIGHT!!!!!

nick581924910112 5

Saturday 9 June 2012 21:51

Hey Bella.... Ur a vampire now! :)

Maggie_b000 3

Sunday 10 June 2012 0:27

You can be a sunburnt vampire

neander 8

Sunday 10 June 2012 2:31

Your life can't suck, you did it to yourself. You deserved it!

oddsinourfavor 2

Sunday 10 June 2012 3:12

What kind of sunburn treatment has glitter? Kesha's I guess.

piperbaby 3

Sunday 10 June 2012 3:20

So you glitter like Edward?

Ixi_the_pixie 11

Sunday 10 June 2012 3:35

Good god, I feel bad for these constant twilight refrences are worse then th re burn. The just hurts physically.

4x4master 3

Sunday 10 June 2012 3:57

Your a team Edward now...........man card revoked

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