Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
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Today, a day after I went to the beach and fell asleep in the sun without applying sunscreen, I woke up to find myself looking like a lobster, with the worst tan lines possible. On top of that, I had to go to a wedding, and when I walked in, my cousin asked if I had “taken a bath in some tomato soup.” FML
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
Today, I'm on vacation and stupidly bought the cheapest sunblock I could find. Instead of protecting my skin, the sunblock acted as a damn lightning rod for the sun, and I now look like I just spent a few hours on a spit-roast. FML
Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML
Today, it was lovely outside so I decided to tan outside. I burn pretty easily, so I put on sunscreen. I fell asleep on my side, so when I woke up, I had a massive burn on only one side of my body, with sunglass lines. Tomorrow, I have a job interview. I'm going to go in looking like a racoon. FML
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face, except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML
Today, I was told to rub in my sunscreen because I looked like a ghost. I wasn't wearing any. I'm just that white. FML
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Top comments
rubberduckie94 13
Better than a sparkling vampire. Attack of the killer tomatoes was a much better movie anyway.
2ndSucks 15
Twilight meets Jersey Shore.
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Comments (132)
GaleIsHawt 5
But sparkling tomatoes are so sexy!
tony1891 22
yummy. tomatoes.
redreynard 14
Omnomnomnom. Also vampires.
simonsaysYDI 8
I love (hate) how everyone now associates sparkling with vampires. God damn Stephanie Meyer, you genius (retard).
lolfood 24
Are you a twilight vampire?
dellis44 7
those are the best kind of tomatoes!
aleeshttylXD 9
AHHH EDWARD, I LOVE U!! :DD
xStaciexLynnx 15
And nobody mentioned vampires.
AliceLockehart 18
& Twilight is terrible.
aleeshttylXD 9
#38 oh haha ur right! i should look more carefully. :]
sidewaysponytail 0
Aloe Vera?
alycion 39
Vinegar works too if you can stand the smell. White vinegar that is. Hope the glitter doesn't irritate the sun burn more. :(
Mioko_fml 6
I don't understand though, if you planned on tanning, then why don't you check whether you have and what kind of after sun lotion before going? I mean I would want to be prepare before going out and bake under the sun so I don't end up like a sparking tomato.
xStaciexLynnx 15
You don't have to go vanity tanning to get sunburn... My guess is OP is pale and was doing one of the other millions of things that can be done outside. Crazy, I know.
golferman72 16
I heard those glittering tomatoes taste good. Lol