female driver fail

female drivers blow

chill the **** out I give the guy thumbs up for trying!

FYI it's a chick!

what FYI mean

fyi = for your information. fyL= f*** your life

so easy a caveman can do it!

ha! the gecko is hot

That's Allstates stand, are you in good hands?

flo. Now that's progressive.

cudders

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Begone Progressive ads.

its quick and easy with e-surance f you all non tree huggers.

I'm justin case with safe auto...

the general will court martial all of you ;)

@36 Dude me too! what jail are you in? jk man, beating the **** out of insurance biatches FTW!!

just a golf club? damn. i thought i wasn't serious enough with my .22 ah well. ^_^

I found that the rusty chainsaw inspires extreme fear and pain.

a little old blood on the blade always helps..

Oh damn, I knew was forgetting something. :)

here to help! after all, i am fml's resident executioner!

Maybe a pinch of salt for that burning and stinging sensation?

ya gotta rub the salt in. a salt/vinegar/lemon juice mix also works well. sandpaper helps rub in the solution.

Lol. Damn that would hurt like crazy.

I like these comments :0

thank you

I'm in love with angryninja

for maximum fear, try a butcher knife and a chain saw lol

you'd need both hands for the chainsaw, though, so you can swing it around like a psychopath. i dunno, the .22 worked rather well.. my insurance rates dropped dramatically. hm.

In Soviet Russia, snow drives over YOU!

soviet Russia doesn't exsist you dumbass. unless this us a referance. then the jokes on me. ya it's probably a reference. I'm a dumbass. does anyone want to explain the referance to me?

YES

yes, Soviet Russia broke into a lot of little independant countries.

I agree they are funny.

I don't know where the soviet Russia jokes came from. They are here just like the words epic, noob, and such. You don't need to understand it. Just a main stream thing that is random as ****.

Yakov Smirnoff

85- soviet Russia DID exsist but not anymore. now it's just Russia. and I was wondering if they were from a movie that I haven't seen? 0.o

Beats rollercoasters any day. But **** those! The teacup ride is my favorite :D

what a chick. ;)

I know, Tara gots it! ...Wait, were you talking about me? O_O

uh.. yeah? what guy rides in a teacup verses a rollercoaster? jeeeez. ;)

Me. And Tiger Woods :) "Where my hoes at?"

Ya, more like cheetah woods.

*sigh* stop pretending to be a pimp! xD

I haven't seen snickerdoodles on today.

Does she have to sign on everyday? People have real lives too. I have exams this week so don't be surprised if I don't sign in tomorrow or the next day. I'm not posting that many comments if you didn't notice :) I'm sure snick has something on her schedule. Maybe she finally got a date. LOL! Sorry, I couldn't not laugh at that.

lol, don't tell perdix. He would be pissed!

i saw her, she was on earlier today...

Oh no, Ajjas is gonna be gone? I don't like that. I'm not a stalker at all... *stares through binoculars*

Snick gets dates? *cackles* Sorry, but if she got a date, it's probably a Hitler-humper.

im just sayin id hit that

Or a Jesus impersonator. It's good to know I have fans xD. I have to do my work though, it'll only be a day or two, until Friday. I'll post comments, just not as many.

#96-It depends on whether she corrects my grunts and her own moans.

Ajjas, I said I was your fan and you treated me like shit.:(

I'm sorry :( Here's 20 bucks, go park my car.

he's not sorry. liesss.

Haha. There goes Ajjas, pretending he can drive. Don't let fame get to your head :)

I'll be watching. The comments, that is.

(takes $20 and takes a dump on the window shield) You might wanna clean that car of yours ajjas.

Hitler-humper? FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU

Freeze! You have finally joined the party.

why are you angry freeze?

I'm not, simply excited. If I were angery at him I would type all caps like a idiot. :)

... Your all idiots... Is what i would say if it was for the cat piss I smoked earlier today...