Today, I was pulling a car out of the shop where I work, when I tried to go over a small snow bank to park it. What I didn't realize was the snow had turned into solid ice, and it broke the front bumper cover. It's going to cost $1000 to fix it and I also had to call the owner. FML
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LOL. WoW. It's amazing how much peoples opinions change. Let's see to anwser a few remarks. No I didnt get fired, the car is getting fixed and paid for so the customer pays nothing, and when I told him he asked me to have them touch up all the other spots while they had the paint mixed. The snow bank was only a few inches so it wasnt like I was trying to drive up a mountain with an M5 and telling him that I did it was the respectful thing to do, thanks. That's part of my job is moving cars around and when it snows shit happens! That's what insurance is for....
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Freeze_fml 17
Now we wait for the sexist remarks..
Loosicles 0
Don't drive over snow banks.
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Phaa 0
Look a female sign. It's all clear now
Sabre300 0
female driver fail
harryman04 0
female drivers blow
JP101 0
YDI for not being 110% careful and respectful of a clients vehicle. That is the 2nd most expensive purchase a person will make (next to their house), and you are going to drive it through a snow bank. I hope that $1000 comes out of your paycheck, and maybe next time you will be a little more respectful of other peoples property.
mattchap 0
chill the **** out I give the guy thumbs up for trying!
elledubb 0
FYI it's a chick!
toni27 0
what FYI mean
harryman04 0
fyi = for your information. fyL= f*** your life
elledubb 0
are you sure you just tell them they brought it in that way and screwed them over like most mechanics? I say this is karma!
milkshakesrule 0
FYL.
swagga0n1oo 0
Save 15% or more on car insurance by switching to Geico.
NGM_47 0
so easy a caveman can do it!
helo2 0
ha! the gecko is hot
Tdoodle 0
That's Allstates stand, are you in good hands?
majones 0
flo. Now that's progressive.
BigBoii123456 0
cudders
Freeze_fml 17
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. Begone Progressive ads.
DogmaT_fml 4
its quick and easy with e-surance f you all non tree huggers.
natedog193 0
I'm justin case with safe auto...
Sabre300 0
the general will court martial all of you ;)
wthcharles 0
Haha, that is so fail.
XDNurse 0
your brain's about [ ] this big....
KurouTenshi 0
I saved 15% on my car insurance by threatening my agent with a golf club. -xkcd
luvmygirl65 0
@36 Dude me too! what jail are you in? jk man, beating the **** out of insurance biatches FTW!!
AngryNinja 1
just a golf club? damn. i thought i wasn't serious enough with my .22 ah well. ^_^
demoon_fml 7
I found that the rusty chainsaw inspires extreme fear and pain.
AngryNinja 1
a little old blood on the blade always helps..
demoon_fml 7
Oh damn, I knew was forgetting something. :)
AngryNinja 1
here to help! after all, i am fml's resident executioner!
demoon_fml 7
Maybe a pinch of salt for that burning and stinging sensation?
AngryNinja 1
ya gotta rub the salt in. a salt/vinegar/lemon juice mix also works well. sandpaper helps rub in the solution.
demoon_fml 7
Lol. Damn that would hurt like crazy.
helo2 0
I like these comments :0
demoon_fml 7
thank you
stinkytruck 0
I'm in love with angryninja
natedog193 0
for maximum fear, try a butcher knife and a chain saw lol
AngryNinja 1
you'd need both hands for the chainsaw, though, so you can swing it around like a psychopath. i dunno, the .22 worked rather well.. my insurance rates dropped dramatically. hm.
24788 7
haha snow drives you.
CronosDage 0
In Soviet Russia, snow drives over YOU!
harryman04 0
soviet Russia doesn't exsist you dumbass. unless this us a referance. then the jokes on me. ya it's probably a reference. I'm a dumbass. does anyone want to explain the referance to me?
crazycornn 0
YES
demoon_fml 7
yes, Soviet Russia broke into a lot of little independant countries.
demoon_fml 7
I agree they are funny.
24788 7
I don't know where the soviet Russia jokes came from. They are here just like the words epic, noob, and such. You don't need to understand it. Just a main stream thing that is random as ****.
maskedman 9
Yakov Smirnoff
harryman04 0
85- soviet Russia DID exsist but not anymore. now it's just Russia. and I was wondering if they were from a movie that I haven't seen? 0.o
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Not much to say except... WEEEEEEEEEEEEE :]
Ajjas013 6
Beats rollercoasters any day. But **** those! The teacup ride is my favorite :D
AngryNinja 1
what a chick. ;)
Ajjas013 6
I know, Tara gots it! ...Wait, were you talking about me? O_O
AngryNinja 1
uh.. yeah? what guy rides in a teacup verses a rollercoaster? jeeeez. ;)
Ajjas013 6
Me. And Tiger Woods :) "Where my hoes at?"
demoon_fml 7
Ya, more like cheetah woods.
AngryNinja 1
*sigh* stop pretending to be a pimp! xD
demoon_fml 7
I haven't seen snickerdoodles on today.
Ajjas013 6
Does she have to sign on everyday? People have real lives too. I have exams this week so don't be surprised if I don't sign in tomorrow or the next day. I'm not posting that many comments if you didn't notice :) I'm sure snick has something on her schedule. Maybe she finally got a date. LOL! Sorry, I couldn't not laugh at that.
demoon_fml 7
lol, don't tell perdix. He would be pissed!
DogmaT_fml 4
i saw her, she was on earlier today...
boopityboppity 11
Oh no, Ajjas is gonna be gone? I don't like that. I'm not a stalker at all... *stares through binoculars*
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Snick gets dates? *cackles* Sorry, but if she got a date, it's probably a Hitler-humper.
DogmaT_fml 4
im just sayin id hit that
Ajjas013 6
Or a Jesus impersonator. It's good to know I have fans xD. I have to do my work though, it'll only be a day or two, until Friday. I'll post comments, just not as many.
demoon_fml 7
#96-It depends on whether she corrects my grunts and her own moans.
demoon_fml 7
Ajjas, I said I was your fan and you treated me like shit.:(
Ajjas013 6
I'm sorry :( Here's 20 bucks, go park my car.
AngryNinja 1
he's not sorry. liesss.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Haha. There goes Ajjas, pretending he can drive. Don't let fame get to your head :)
boopityboppity 11
I'll be watching. The comments, that is.
demoon_fml 7
(takes $20 and takes a dump on the window shield) You might wanna clean that car of yours ajjas.
Freeze_fml 17
Hitler-humper? FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU
demoon_fml 7
Freeze! You have finally joined the party.
DogmaT_fml 4
why are you angry freeze?
demoon_fml 7
I'm not, simply excited. If I were angery at him I would type all caps like a idiot. :)
MadaZer0 8
... Your all idiots... Is what i would say if it was for the cat piss I smoked earlier today...