Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML
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Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I had to explain to a cop that the reason I was speeding was because my girlfriend was in the hospital due to a car accident. He was working the accident just ten minutes before and saw me leave behind the ambulance. He still gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I know that I was in the wrong and will take responsibility for that. When the cop handed me my ticket, he asked me if I was smoking crack. I denied it because I don't do drugs. He asked me what that foul odor was. I was passing gas. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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Top comments
plethora 3
I'm guessing you actually said "pig flu", not "swine flu", didn't you?
dirtyhippie 0
Hilarious. I know a guy who has believed for over three years now that bird flu will bring the end of the world. Soon as I saw the news I sent him a message saying OMG - flu outbreak and this one's got ur name on it!
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Comments (233)
jorygirly 0
ive got the swine flu. i have a sore throat and a cough which is one of the symptoms. so im coughing all over you :) but that cop is a dumbass
dwights 0
DIAF...... quit overreacting
cant_touch_this 0
That really sucks for you. Fight it in court.
cartering 0
number 8, in many cities its illegal to wear a surgical mask in public if you are over the age of 12. look up the laws before you start telling people what they can and can't do
Achromatic 0
#98: No, schools did NOT "HAVE TO BE CLOSED DOWN" because of this. They had to be closed down because of paranoid, litigation happy parents and people like you, who wet your panties at the first sign of things like this in media storms. Eight people had the flu, out of 100 who went on a trip, and none were hospitalized. Not "OHSH*TWEREALLGONNADIE!". It's a flu, Not a pleasant strain of it, but readily available antivirals will kill it with high efficiency. More people die every day from ODs, from GSWs, from pneumonia than have died from this. Do you still think we're all going to die from SARS, too?
cantth1nk0fnam3 3
ydi for being a paranoid wuss
missdreamer 0
It's in my area too... Like 23 people that are in the private school here have it. So they shut the school down :( So scary. We just played them In Rugby too... before we knew they had it.. hah. not cool.
saramarie 0
I wonder if he lives in Ohio....
jngo6821 0
lmao thats hilarious!
BSBrigade 0
I call BS on this. Blown out of proportion or not, the swine flu is a big deal and law enforcement departments would brief their officers on it. BTW, unless you live in Mexico City, you're really, really overreacting.