Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML
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Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I had to explain to a cop that the reason I was speeding was because my girlfriend was in the hospital due to a car accident. He was working the accident just ten minutes before and saw me leave behind the ambulance. He still gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I know that I was in the wrong and will take responsibility for that. When the cop handed me my ticket, he asked me if I was smoking crack. I denied it because I don't do drugs. He asked me what that foul odor was. I was passing gas. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
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Top comments
plethora 3
I'm guessing you actually said "pig flu", not "swine flu", didn't you?
dirtyhippie 0
Hilarious. I know a guy who has believed for over three years now that bird flu will bring the end of the world. Soon as I saw the news I sent him a message saying OMG - flu outbreak and this one's got ur name on it!
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Comments (233)
mjw37 0
Bahaha, that's hilarious. Sucks for you though! Fight it! You people are extremely naive who think it is impossible to catch. I would wear a mask..just because it's funny. But seriously, I have a terrible immune system, because of a disease, and catch almost anything that goes around. It is possible to get swine flu. Keep that in mind. :] For those of you trying to be smart and abusive..learn how to spell. You just make yourselves look like idiots.
SurpriseButtseks 0
Ok that sucks, but it's a little funny.
i8anfml 0
he's just upset that he's a douche who couldn't get a real job so instead he steals from innocent people but somehow it's justified by a little gold star.
KosmoK 0
What the **** did the ticket say? "Called an officer a 'swine': 300 dollars" what the hell could you be charged with?
jamieskittles 0
haha sorry that's funny
lolwut_fail 0
This is the best FML. I laughed.
cecilia_weasley 0
Your life is ****** but daaamn that is one funny fml
PYLrulz 17
Im voting for both. YDI for wearing a mask (When the swine flu is knocking out millions like the Spanish Flu did, then I will be wearing masks), but FYL too because the cop is such a retard.
Go_Home 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. That's just plain unlucky.
gingerbread_fml 0
Haha. It's amazing how people can come up with YDI's. I had to click on the comments to figure out a way that he could deserve that. Wearing a surgical mask? Trying to take precautions, even if they are a bit dumb? Oohh. You definitely are not a good person. You definitely deserve to get a ticket. You definitely deserve to be bombarded with insults from people reading your post. Guys, chill.