Today, I was pulled over by a police officer because he thought I was skipping school. I'm 24 and we graduated high school together. FML
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Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
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AGB10 19
Is he still hurting from you rejecting him for prom night?
Moklon 18
At least you look young! He probably didn't notice it was you until he pulled you over
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Comments (67)
sugarmonster42 7
HAHAJAJ this would so happen to me
baileybutler 16
Was he cute? Because that'd make a cute couple story to tell later on
anonEmuss1 1
Pretty sure that he knew who you were and just wanted to be a douche and show off and try to make you feel beneath him.
theotherguyss 3
Man, that's horrible! You should report that guy to the police.... oh, wait, nvm =.
Drosophila82 18
I think he's into you!
onlybecauseitsme 14
Better to look young than to look old
NeonDeion 4
Getting pulled over for skipping school? I've never heard of that happening (live in the US). Heck, I've even come into contact with some (simple pleasantries such as "Hello" or a head nod) and they've never asked about my schooling
sybe112 14
why would a police officer even ... what how ... can they like... I mean is it a crime to skip school ? wtf
nells14 9
This is gonna be me soon
cinamntoastsatn 10
Hey can somebody tell me how you know it's a girl or not?