Today, I was pulled over by a police officer because he thought I was skipping school. I'm 24 and we graduated high school together. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML
Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML
Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
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Top comments
AGB10 19
Is he still hurting from you rejecting him for prom night?
Moklon 18
At least you look young! He probably didn't notice it was you until he pulled you over
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Comments (67)
dawood_k 27
Guess you weren't popular in school. On the brighter side you don't age quick
abNormal62 23
Maybe he was working out a personal fantasy. You clearly look good for your age. Are you sure he didn't know who you were? This may have been the only way he had the nerve to approach you
esemexicano 9
grow a beard you'll look older
poppunkette 22
I'd take it as a compliment
hunteredmundson 17
Can they pull you over for not being in school? What if you are sick and driving yourself to the doctors
CoolChik 5
Yeah I was beginning to think I was the only one wondering that haha. That's a little ridiculous.
ma12r 22
Hey that just means you still got that young look charm! Hopefully you keep that youthfulness later in life.
PopcornTimes 14
Well, that sucks x 2.
pgmonster 19
Why does everyone assume it's a girl?
vikky538 29
I got the same question
brand125 17
i dont see any comments that say op is a girl...
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Maybe he was always jealous of you?
caitlin547 13
I know the feeling. I'm 21 and get everywhere I go. GameStop even carded me for buying a Transformers game.
JazNim17 18
Not the only one. I'm 22 and get carded at the movie theatre all the time. Sometimes they even try to to examine my ID to make sure it's real. Apparently I look 14. Oh well. Maybe when I'm in my forties and everyone else is complaining of wrinkles, I'll look 22?
Colon_Man 17
I can't shave my mustache or else I look like I'm 14, I guess. I've almost been denied entry to a bar, once. I'll be 38 in May.