Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML
Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML
Today, my daughter's guinea pig got stuck behind the wardrobe, squeaking its head off. I tried pulling the wardrobe towards me to free him, but couldn't take the weight of it all, so it fell over, smashing the TV. The guinea pig is fine. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, at around 12 a.m. I went to bed, happy that I get to sleep in because I had nowhere be in the morning. Sadly that came to an end when I woke up around 7 a.m. to my mom coming home and screaming because she saw a mouse. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML
Today, I was playing a video game that required me to hunt a few animals. My mom walked in, saw what I was doing, then went into her psycho vegan mode and started yelling at me. She basically grounded me for "murdering" pixels on a screen. FML
Today, I realized that the only one willing to hang out with me this summer is my guinea pig. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
xoxoemmers 4
Rodents do know best
lovelydarlings 6
Guinea pigs need sleep too!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (341)
stfu_bam 5
I wish people would stop assuming that guys are only gamers. girls can be gamers as well, hell some girls kick ass!
hobojones 0
129 no, those jokes just stopped being funny in middle school
SS_Silvy 0
The real FML here is owning a guinea pig at 20 lol
hayleclark 17
this could be true. :)
Ricky23J 0
AND?
ohxdamnxkay02 12
lol who own's who?(;
astack1 0
I'm also 20 with a Guinea pig and the same thing happens to me all the time. gotta love the little fuzzbutts :)
ihasbrains 10
138 - exactly. It doesn't have anything to do with that. Which is why it's weird that I thought that. And generally, people who game do have lives. Because that's their getaway/relaxation time. But I do know someone who is 20, has no job, no college/education, lives with his mother, and spends literally everyday sitting in his BO-smelling room playing video games. And he has a few pets too, so that probably contributed to my idea that guinea pig = living with mother.
julietcatmen91 1
Awww
Sweetpea137 0
thats ok! i had a guinea pig that would wake me up!
wthmam 0
Sweet dude. Want a cookie?