GabisayzRAWR
O Fallon, United States
Today, I was out with my dog, who loves to bury things. He had recently torn apart his toy and buried it in the sand. I saw a piece of it sticking out of the ground, so I picked it up. It turns out that I was not holding his toy, but rather a dead bat. FML
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Nightwing98 22
Batman's dead?!
DontClickOnMe 28
Well, at least it wasn't alive. Did you bury it again and have a funeral for him? :)
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bizarre_ftw 22
Rather dead? Not completely? Well now I'm curious what that would look like
Vert90 11
"rather A dead bat". OP didn't say the bat was rather dead. OP said he saw a dead bat rather than a toy. Dumbass. Learn to read. Don't tell people they said something wrong when you're the one in fault.
Pandacupcakelove 26
22- chill! Everybody makes mistakes once in a while! It's ok to let them know, but there is no need to attack people! jeeze...
Vert90 11
No, it's just that he was attempting to ridicule OP for a mistake OP didn't make, so I ridiculed him for the one he did. Karma mothafucka.
Pandacupcakelove 26
25- Oh, well atleast I gave someone a lecture... I think.... Done my good deed of the day! Panda out!
bizarre_ftw 22
Well I miss read it, but I wasn't ridiculing op, I just though "rather dead" was an interesting way of phrasing it, in fact I rather liked it, I was just saying when you take it literally it could be funny (in the right light) Also "he/him"? I'm sorry do I look like a guy? Because my hat isn't exactly masculine, the make-up surely isn't, my face has rounder features as opposed to the sharper ones common on males, and my profile says miss Good job on the reading. Double jeopardy irony! :D
Vert90 11
NOOOO! Not my Zubat! Then again, those things are ******* annoying.
The_Troller 14
It's OK, I'm sure you'll find another one...in about 3-5 steps.
kevinn95 0
Hahahaha that comment brought back memories(: totally like the best game ever i wish i didnt give mine away to my lil cousin i had like 11 different versions
Raccoo 10
At least your dog buried the bat.
ankoku 2
I hope your dog's name is Ozzy.
br0ccoli 15
That's a first! It's a bird, it's a plane...no, it's troll dog!
xxmusicroxxx 0
My best friend made this!!!!
shinshoku13 19
Awww no!!! bat is dead D: R.I.P cute little batty friend :(
GabisayzRAWR 0
Haha I made this!!!! (before I got this account) it was sooo gross I thew up when I found it was a bat!!
Cad6 24
Just great. Not only does batman die, he also gets vomit on his grave.
rubberduckie94 13
Somebody thumbed op down? How rude. I will thumb you up.
taco_bender 12
Pictures or it didnt happen
thatlegit 11
What does OP mean ?
shovelface1990 4
That's because you are a wimp. Is it an Aussie by chance? They constantly catch rodents and things.
LiLKuttie 0
My rottwieler once brought a dead bird in the house and when i tried to take it out he would bark and growl at me :
lastshotlolli 1
Watch for your dog to act funny. Lots of bats have rabies.
GabisayzRAWR 0
Thank you :D we checked my dog and he was ok :)
zann_fml 2
There is no way to "check" your dog for rabies other than confinement. You should get the series as well since you handled the bat. They can transmit rabies very easily.