Anonymous
United States
Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!" Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
emma_waters23
Long Beach, United States
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Jerry01
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Doggos 4 Life
Today, in the middle of what I thought was an empty park, I told my dog he’s the “goodest, bestest boy” while out on a walk. A stranger appeared out of nowhere, gave me a thumbs-up, and said, “You too, champ.” FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
I ain't no hollaback girl
Today, I was walking my dog when a car slowed down, and a guy leaned out of the window, then yelled, "Hey, nice dog!" Naturally, I turned to reply, "Thank you!" only to find that the guy had no intention of complimenting me at all. He had been talking to the dog the entire time. FML
thedogwalker
Mistaken identity
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
PicklesMcRaptor
Miami, United States
Bad boy
Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hey you
Today, I was walking my dog when I saw a cute guy jogging towards me. I tried to look cool and gave him a smile. At that exact moment, my dog stopped to poop directly on my shoe. The guy jogged past without breaking stride and muttered, “Perfect timing.” FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Oh, hi Mark!
Today, a cute stranger waved at me on the street. I waved back enthusiastically, smiling like an idiot. Then I realized she was waving at her dog behind me. I then turned around and waved at the dog, then scurried home to bury my embarrassment in a pillow on my couch. FML
TrulyYours
United States
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Anonymous
Bowling Green, United States
Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we'd passed and I heard her say, "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML
Whatever
Doggy dog world
Today, my self-esteem has gotten so low that when I was out walking my boss's dog and someone called out, "Beautiful!" I assumed they were talking about the dog. They had to clarify they were speaking about me. FML
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Minorchord 4
I bet she didn't have a dog, did she...
BitterJaded 0
If you think your life is ****** because of this.......wow. I'll trade you lives.
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Comments (139)
mimblewimble_fml 0
It's a knee jerk reaction, she probably didn't even notice. How is this an FML?
suddenlyunbroken_fml 0
That's happened to me before, but not the same dialogue. Once I was at a movie theater and I got popcorn, and the popcorn lady was like "enjoy the movie!" and I was like "you too!" :P
bridgetheartsyou 0
hahaha i do this stuff all the time! especially at the movies like 34! like "i hope you enjoy your purchases." "same to you!"
bco12 0
so? this happens to people all the time, not an fml.
dr_house_MD 0
hahaha i do this when people say "happy birthday"
somewhatvaguely 0
This is a fail fml. As in, you even f-ed your fml. FAIL.
dol567 0
Not that funny...how is this an FML at ALL? "Nice dog" isn't a bad phrase or anything.
Some___Guy 0
Wow, how did you make it through the rest of the day? Will you be OK? Did you mean to post this at the "My Life is Average" site?
The_Unspool 0
I ALWAYS do this when I go to the movies. I buy my ticket and they say "Enjoy the movie" to which I always respond "Thanks, you too". No biggy though, I usually just laugh it off. :p
life_is_life 0
Haha, FYL. That happens to me too. One time someone said "happy birthday" to me on my birthday. Without thinking, I said "you too!". Awkward...