Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML
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Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, I went with my wife to her work picnic. Some guy I don't know slapped her on the butt. I was ready to deck the creep, but my wife giggled and said, "Oh relax, it doesn't mean a thing. He does that all the time." FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML
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I_EAT_KITTENS_FO 5
Punch him back. harder. then say "Don't punch me in the face like that"
MrsUresti 8
Omg!!! I hope your ok OP!!! Wth is going on with people nowadays geez!!!!
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Comments (119)
robokid777 4
thats what a taser is for
Darklink55 0
Nodding is not illegal punch him in the face harder
Nitrogenica 6
What the hell guys?! Why is everyone reacting as though OP was sitting there headbanging? He was just moving his head a little to the music. Even if he was getting kind of into it... "Ydi... people on here need to learn how to behave in society." What??? God, people on here are insane.
iwadasn 33
It's stupid to bob your head to music. You end up looking like a parakeet.
theFickleFinger 24
Thank you! People that sing or headbang in public are annoying. Though, it doesn't warrant a punch in the nose, perhaps in the future others on the subway would be subjected to you rocking out to One Direction, Justin Beever or whatever crap you think is so awesome you have to make a spectacle out of yourself.
kainpwnsu 19
I wonder if he is also jealous of bobble-head toys?
ThatWhiteKid667 0
Im gonna just go off on this hunch and say this is made up... Everyone knows head bobbing leads to lightsaber duels nice try you cheeky bastard
OtherSideStoryOf 3
Today, I was on the subway and some guy wearing gay headphones was nodding at my wife. I punched him in the face and said, "Don't nod at my wife like that." Turns out he was just bobbing his head to his music, explaining the headphones. FML.
Mat35 8
I hope op who punch fist is ok
KingreX32 21
what an ass. jeez.
UmbreonKirby 14
you cheeky bastard you :P but that sucks. some people are overly paranoid