Intimacy: Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of...

By automaticfail_00 - 17/06/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML

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By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 20:28 - United States - Fremont

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML

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By Milly - 30/01/2011 19:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to help a very slow-witted client over the phone. After a while, I realised he was just delaying while pleasuring himself to the sound of my voice. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2024 16:00 - Canada

Today, I butt-dialed my ex-boyfriend while venting to my best friend about how hot but emotionally unavailable he is. I realized this when there was a lull in the conversation and I heard his tinny little voice coming out of the phone, saying, "I can hear you." FML

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By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML

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The Wire

By whorica139 - 02/09/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML

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Sexy talk

By dtmfa - 31/10/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML

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Sir! Sir!

By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, I was taking calls at the helpdesk I work at. The caller was a man, and while helping him with his issue he suddenly stopped to tell me I had a nice soothing voice. Then he told me to say something else. As I continued to help him, he started making moaning noises. I'm a guy. FML

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fosizzlemynizzlE 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:50

if he was your best friend, he was probably joking. or maybe me and my friends are just weird and think this is normal

my_fml_account 2

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:33

Was it as good for you as it was for him?

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HeyitsPheddy 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:07

You could make a killing in radio ****.

andreophile 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:10

Call me ;)

hellzyeah88 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:14

take it as a compliment, my friend.

Yulia_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:15

awww, how.....cute?

intoxicant 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 19:09

yeah idk i don't think it's too creepy...

akiro525 3

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:16

may be he really missed you

Zoa_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:24

Creeper!

SweetestSin 4

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:27

I had a friend that did that he kept saying my name over and over so I recorded it and gave it to his wife. Nobody needs to hear that ESP if your not together I agree FYL

Everlost 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:37

if you are a girl, then he is abviously in love with you, you two kids should get together.

Smarty_ 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:41

Why? Just because he has the hots for her voice? That's a pretty stupid reason to date someone.

HMTQMadge 1

Friday 19 June 2009 4:07

Since when does somebody jacking off to her equal love? It could just be lust, especially if they're in high school.

jjr10 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:43

At least you have a nice voice.

Glam_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 10:51

I would take it as a compliment. :) And to everyone saying that they hope the friend is of the opposite gender than the OP: grow the **** up and learn about this wonderful thing called tolerance.