Is he hot? GO FOR IT. That's a green light. He wants your bod. Or maybe he gets off listening to those old ridiculous radio shows that were around before TV and you reminded him of 'em. Lol awkward. fyl.

Pahahahaha.

Hahahaha, that's ******* hilarious.

He was probably joking you idiot, there are people that just say horrifically awkward things to gage your reaction. Instead of saying oh i was tired he said i was beating it to you, i think its funny as shit that he said it.

Am I the only person who finds that erotic?

At least he's honest!

Wow...he could have made up ANY story and you'd have been ok with it. "I was preoccupied with thoughts of the injustice in [Iran/Darfur/pretty much the whole African continent/China/Tibet]" or "I've been thinking a lot lately about not living life to the fullest and it's bothering me" or "I was actually feeling ill but I didn't want to sound like I was whining" or ANYTHING. And yeah, he was honest but women DON'T want to hear about guys whacking off, and most especially they don't want the mental imagery of a guy whacking off while she's on the other end of the line. I once received a phone call from a woman friend of mine, I was on my bike and of course it was a cell phone. I stopped, breathless, and answered. She asked "Uhh...is this a bad time?" in that voice that says "OMG please tell me you didn't just answer the phone while masturbating..." Your 'friend' isn't very smart.

Ah, that's not so bad :p

Ooooooo that's so kinky. You got me all horny here, honey.

Time for new friends!